Rainy Day Puns
Why did the raindrop go to school?
Because it wanted to become a little smarter!
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear!
How do raindrops greet each other?
They say
Water you doing?
Why did the umbrella break up with the rain?
It found someone more uplifting!
What did one rain cloud say to the other?
“I think we’re about to have a shower!”
Why did the rain get a promotion?
It was outstanding in its field!
What’s a rain’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good drop!
Why did the storm go to therapy?
It had too many emotional clouds!
Weather-Related Wit
What do you call it when it rains cats and dogs?
Fur-storm!
Why don’t raindrops ever get lost?
Because they always follow the cloud!
What did the rain say to the sun?
You’re my ray of sunshine!
Why was the rain so good at math?
Because it knew how to add up the clouds!
What’s a rain’s favorite game?
Drizzle and drizzle!
What did the rain wear to the party?
Its best water-proof outfit!
Why did the weather report go to school?
To improve its forecasting skills!
What do you call it when it rains on a parade?
A wet blanket situation!
Cloudy Humor
Why did the cloud break up with the rain?
It found someone more stable!
What did the cloud say to the windy day?
You really blow me away!
Why did the rain get a job?
It wanted to make a splash in the workforce!
How do clouds stay in shape?
They do sky-robics!
Why are clouds such good friends?
They always lift each other up!
What do you call a cloud that tells jokes?
A pun-derful cumulus!
Why did the cloud apply for a loan?
It needed a little help to stay afloat!
What did one cloud say to another when it got a promotion?
“You’re on cloud nine now!”
Rainy Situations
What did the rain say when it started to pour?
“I’m just trying to make a splash!”
Why did the puddle get promoted?
It was always making waves!
What do you call a rainstorm that tells stories?
A drizzle of tales!
Why did the rain refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting dealt a bad hand!
What do you call a rainy day at the beach?
A wet and wild adventure!
Why was the rain always invited to parties?
Because it knew how to liven things up!
What did the rain say to the drought?
“You’re really dry
aren’t you?”
How does rain stay in touch with friends?
Through cloud messaging!
Rainy Rhymes
What did the raindrop say to the flower?
“I’m here to help you bloom!”
Why did the rain bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
What’s a rain’s favorite exercise?
Jumping in puddles!
Why did the rain start a band?
It wanted to drop some beats!
What do you call a rainstorm that sings?
A shower of melodies!
Why did the rain get a haircut?
It wanted to look sharp for the clouds!
What’s a raindrop’s favorite dessert?
Watermelon
of course!
Why did the rain go to art school?
To learn how to make a splash on canvas!
We hope you enjoyed these pun-filled dad jokes about rain! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about cats or dive into some dad jokes about school. Stay dry and keep smiling!