Pumpkin Puns
What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
I’m feeling a little crusty!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
To get to the patch on the other side!
What do you call a pumpkin that works out?
A gourd-ian athlete!
How do pumpkins get around?
By riding in their own vine!
Why was the pumpkin so good at baseball?
Because it had a great pitch!
What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes?
A pun-kin!
Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
Because it wanted to be a jack-o’-lantern!
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin?
You’re looking gourd-geous today!
Harvest Humor
Why do pumpkins make terrible comedians?
Because their timing is always off!
What did the farmer say to the pumpkin?
You’re really growing on me!
Why did the pumpkin break up with the squash?
It found someone more a-peeling!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game?
Squash!
Why are pumpkins such great friends?
Because they always lend a helping vine!
What do you call a pumpkin that tells scary stories?
A fright-kin!
Why did the pumpkin get a promotion?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
Spooky Jokes
Why did the ghost love pumpkins?
Because they were so boo-tiful!
What did the zombie say to the pumpkin?
You’re to die for!
How do you make a pumpkin disappear?
With a little bit of hocus pocus!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite horror movie?
The Gourdfather!
Why did the skeleton go to the pumpkin patch?
To pick up some body parts!
What do you call a pumpkin that loves Halloween?
A spook-kin!
Why did the vampire love pumpkins?
Because they have a lot of guts!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
Foodie Fun
Why did the pumpkin spice latte break up?
It couldn’t handle the pressure!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dessert?
Pumpkin pie
of course!
Why did the pumpkin go to culinary school?
To learn how to be a better gourd chef!
What do you call a pumpkin that loves to cook?
A chef-kin!
Why did the pumpkin refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting sliced!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
Why did the pumpkin join a band?
Because it had the perfect rhythm!
What do you call a pumpkin that can sing?
A gourd-ette!
Seasonal Snickers
What did the pumpkin wear to the party?
Its best vine!
Why do pumpkins never get lost?
Because they always follow the vine!
What do pumpkins say when they pick you?
You’ve been gourd-ified!
Why was the pumpkin so popular?
Because it had a great personality!
What do you call a pumpkin that loves to dance?
A boogie-kin!
Why did the pumpkin start a blog?
To share its gourd-tastic adventures!
What do you call a pumpkin that tells secrets?
A whisper-kin!
Why did the pumpkin get a ticket?
For being too gourd-y in public!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious pumpkin dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about presidents or explore some funny dad jokes about retirement. Keep smiling and sharing the joy of laughter!