Pirate Puns
Why did the pirate go to school?
He wanted to improve his “arrrticulation!”
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
“Aye matey
I’m 80!”
Why did the pirate always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw his sword!
How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg?
An arm and a leg!
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “hook!”
Why did the pirate refuse to play cards?
He was afraid of cheetahs!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might think it’s “R
but it’s the C!”
What did the pirate say when he turned 100?
“Aye
I’m a century old!”
Sea Shenanigans
Why did the pirate get kicked out of the bar?
He kept spilling the “rum!”
What do you call a pirate with two eyes and two legs?
A rookie!
Why do pirates not shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore!
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing
it just waved!
Why did the pirate take a bath before his big date?
He wanted to make a good “impression!”
How do pirates prefer to communicate?
With “arr-ticulate” speech!
What did the pirate say to his crew during a storm?
“Let’s weather this together!”
Why did the pirate wear an eye patch?
Because he couldn’t find his “contact!”
Treasure Troves
What do pirates use to keep their treasure safe?
A “lock and sea!”
Why did the pirate bury his treasure?
He wanted to keep it “under wraps!”
What did the pirate say when he found gold?
“This is a real “treasure-ific” day!”
Why do pirates always carry a map?
To avoid getting “lost at sea!”
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise?
Treasure “hunting!”
Why was the pirate so bad at math?
He always counted on his fingers!
What do you call a pirate’s favorite game?
“Hide and seek the treasure!”
How do pirates prefer to organize their treasure?
In “chests!”
Sailing Silly
What did the pirate say on his way to the gym?
“I’m off to work on my “arrms!”
Why did the pirate bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the “house!”
What did the pirate say when he lost his ship?
“I’m feeling a bit “adrift!”
Why did the pirate join the gym?
He wanted to get “ship-shape!”
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable?
“Arrrrtichokes!”
What do you call a pirate with a broken leg?
A “limping buccaneer!”
Why did the pirate cross the road?
To get to the “other tide!”
What do you call a pirate who skips class?
Captain “Hooky!”
Jolly Jests
Why was the pirate so good at baseball?
He always knew how to “catch!”
What do you call a pirate who loves to cook?
A “chef-ardee!”
Why did the pirate get a ticket?
He was caught “bootlegging!”
What do pirates do on their day off?
They “sea” the sights!
Why did the pirate go to therapy?
He had too many “buried feelings!”
What do you call a pirate who tells tall tales?
A “tall ship!”
Why did the pirate always carry a smartphone?
To stay “connected to the crew!”
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of movie?
One with lots of “action and adventure!”
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