Fruit Pie Jokes
Why did the apple pie break up with the cherry pie?
It found someone who was a-peeling!
What did the blueberry pie say to the peach pie?
You’re just peachy!
Why don’t apples ever get lost?
Because they always follow the core!
What did the grape pie say when it got a compliment?
Thanks
I’m feeling vine!
How do you make a lemon pie smile?
Just give it a little zest!
What’s a pie’s favorite music genre?
Anything with a good filling!
Why did the fruit pie apply for a job?
It wanted to make some dough!
What did the fruit pie say at the party?
I’m here to mix and mingle!
Cream Pie Jokes
Why did the cream pie go to school?
To become a little more whipped!
What do you call a pie that tells jokes?
A pun-derful cream pie!
Why was the cream pie always invited to parties?
Because it knew how to whip up some fun!
What did the whipped cream say to the pie?
You complete me!
Why did the pie get a promotion?
It was always on top of its game!
What did the cream pie say to the cake?
You’re just too layered for me!
How do you make a cream pie laugh?
Tickle its crust!
Why did the cream pie get a ticket?
For being too sweet on the road!
Savory Pie Jokes
Why did the meat pie join the gym?
To get a little more beefy!
What do you call a pie that can sing?
A savory sensation!
Why did the chicken pot pie cross the road?
To get to the other side of the plate!
What did the shepherd’s pie say to its friend?
Let’s stick together!
What’s a pie’s favorite exercise?
Crust training!
Why did the vegetable pie get in trouble?
It was caught loafing around!
What did the pie say to the chef?
Thanks for the crust-oration!
Why was the savory pie always calm?
Because it had a lot of thyme on its hands!
Holiday Pie Jokes
What do you call a Thanksgiving pie that tells stories?
A tale of two crusts!
Why did the pumpkin pie get invited to every holiday?
Because it was a real treat!
What did the pie say to Santa?
Have a slice of cheer!
Why was the holiday pie so popular?
It had a lot of filling to share!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a pie?
A gobble-icious dessert!
Why did the pie go to the New Year’s party?
To make a fresh start!
What’s a pie’s favorite holiday?
Any day that ends in ‘y’!
Why did the pie always bring a gift?
Because it wanted to be a-peeling!
Miscellaneous Pie Jokes
What did the pie say to the fork?
You’re really digging me!
Why did the pie start a blog?
To share its filling thoughts!
What’s a pie’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
but it’s always found!
Why was the pie so good at math?
It knew how to divide and conquer!
What did the pie say to the oven?
It’s getting hot in here!
Why did the pie break up with the cake?
It found someone more crustworthy!
What do you call a pie that tells fortunes?
A pie-recaster!
Why did the pie sit on the clock?
Because it wanted to be on time!
We hope these pie jokes brought a smile to your face! If you’re looking for more laughs check out these dad jokes about parties or take a look at these dad jokes about police for a good chuckle! Enjoy your day with a slice of humor!