Math Puns
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems
especially with pi.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A pi-rat!
Why did pi get in trouble?
It couldn’t stop going on and on!
Why is pi so good at making friends?
Because it’s always rational!
Why did the mathematician break up with pi?
Because it was too irrational!
What do you get when you take the circumference of a pumpkin?
Pumpkin pi!
Why was pi so stressed?
Because it couldn’t find its square root!
How does pi stay in shape?
It does circle-cise!
Food Jokes
What’s a mathematician’s favorite dessert?
Pi(e)!
Why did the pie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart pi!
What did the pie say to the mathematician?
“You complete me!”
How do you make a pie laugh?
You tell it a pun-derful joke!
Why did the chef get kicked out of math class?
He kept trying to bake pi!
Why don’t mathematicians argue over pie?
Because they know it’s all about the slice!
What did one pi say to the other at the bakery?
“Let’s roll!”
Why did the apple pie break up with the cherry pie?
It found someone a little more pi-quant!
Science Jokes
Why did pi apply for a job?
It wanted to work in the field of circumference!
What did the scientist say about pi?
It’s a constant source of joy!
Why are mathematicians great at gardening?
They know how to cultivate pi!
What does pi use to communicate?
Pi-phones!
Why did the physicist love pi?
It was always in the right circle!
What do you call pi in space?
An infinite universe of possibilities!
Why was pi always invited to parties?
Because it’s never boring!
What do you call a mathematical superhero?
Pi-man!
Geometry Jokes
What did the circle say to pi?
“You complete me!”
Why did the triangle refuse to play with pi?
It couldn’t handle the curves!
What’s pi’s favorite shape?
A circle
of course!
Why was the circle so good at math?
Because it had pi as a friend!
How does pi stay calm during tests?
It knows how to stay centered!
Why did pi get a promotion?
Because it always goes the extra mile!
What do you get when you divide a circle?
Pi in the sky!
Why did the square break up with pi?
It couldn’t handle the complexity!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What did pi say to its partner?
“You make my heart go round!”
Why did pi become a musician?
Because it had perfect harmony!
What’s pi’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
because it’s always around!
Why did pi go to therapy?
To work through its infinite issues!
What’s pi’s favorite movie?
“A Beautiful Mind!”
Why did pi refuse to play cards?
It couldn’t deal with the stakes!
What’s pi’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
Why does pi love the ocean?
Because it’s full of waves and circles!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious dad jokes about pi! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about phones or if you prefer something different
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