Viking Puns Why did the Viking bring a ladder?Because he wanted to reach new heights! What do you call a Viking who loves to tell jokes?A pun-derful warrior! Why did the Viking refuse to play cards?He was afraid of getting raided! What’s a Viking’s favorite type of music?Heavy metal of course! Why did the Viking … Read more
Casino Jokes Why don’t casinos ever get lost? Because they always follow the chips! What do you call a poker player who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-derful bluff! Why did the slot machine break up with the poker table? It just couldn’t handle the chips on its shoulder! How do you know when a … Read more
Classic Vampire Puns Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank? He wanted to work on his “stake” in the business. What do you call a vampire who loves baseball? A bat out of hell! Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t his type; she was a little … Read more
Utah Geography Jokes Why don’t mountains ever get lost in Utah? Because they always take the high road! What did one Salt Lake say to the other? Nothing they just waved! Why did the river in Utah break up with its girlfriend? It found her too shallow! Why was the Utah desert so good at … Read more
Uranus Puns Why did Uranus break up with Pluto? Because it needed more space! What did Uranus say to the Sun? You light up my life but you’re way too hot! Why is Uranus so good at hide and seek? Because it’s always a little out of sight! What’s Uranus’ favorite music genre? Anything with … Read more
Magical Unicorn Puns Why did the unicorn join the band? Because it had the best horn! What do you call a unicorn with a cold? A snoticorn! Why did the unicorn cross the road? To get to the other side of the rainbow! What do unicorns eat for breakfast? Rain-bowls! Why was the unicorn so … Read more
Hilarious Underwear Puns Why did the underwear go to school? It wanted to improve its “brief” knowledge. What did one pair of underwear say to the other? “We make a great pair!” Why do underwear always win arguments? They know how to “support” their claims! What did the boxer say to the briefs? “You really … Read more
Uncle Puns Why did the uncle bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! What did the uncle say to his niece at the art gallery? “I’m just here for the ‘uncle-lectibles’!” Why did the uncle get kicked out of the garden? Because he kept making “un-plantable” jokes! … Read more
Weather Puns Why did the umbrella break up with the raincoat? It found someone more uplifting. What did the umbrella say to the raindrop? “You complete me!” Why do umbrellas never get lost? Because they always know how to cover their tracks. What did one umbrella say to the other during a storm? “Let’s stick … Read more
Italian Restaurant Jokes Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend? She was too kneady. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the pasta sauce! How does a pizza introduce itself? Slice to meet you! Why did the spaghetti refuse to fight? It … Read more