Fruit Puns
Why did the orange stop?
It ran out of juice!
What did the orange say to the apple?
You’re a-peeling!
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well!
How do oranges answer the phone?
Orange you glad I called?
Why did the orange cross the road?
To get to the other peel!
What do you call an orange that’s been knighted?
Sir Citrus!
What did the grapefruit say to the orange?
You’re zest for life!
Why are oranges so good at math?
Because they know how to multiply!
Orange Trivia
Why did the orange get kicked out of the party?
It was too zest-y!
What do you call a sad orange?
A blue-ranger!
Why was the orange a great musician?
It had perfect pitch!
What’s an orange’s favorite game?
Peel and seek!
Why are oranges never lonely?
They always hang out in bunches!
How does an orange get a job?
It applies with a zest for life!
Why did the orange blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call an orange that tells jokes?
A pun-derful fruit!
Orange Relationships
What did one orange say to the other at the party?
Let’s get juiced!
Why did the orange break up with the lemon?
It found someone sweeter!
How do oranges flirt?
They say
You’re looking a-peel-ing!
What did the orange say to its crush?
You’re the zest thing ever!
Why did the orange bring a ladder to its date?
To reach new heights of love!
What’s an orange’s favorite romantic movie?
When Harry Met Citrus!
Why do oranges make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the orange say to its partner?
You’re the apple of my eye
but I’m the orange!
Orange Humor
Why did the orange refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting juiced!
What do you call an orange that can play the piano?
A fruit-ician!
Why did the orange sit on the clock?
Because it wanted to be on time!
How does an orange stay in shape?
It does citrus aerobics!
What did the orange wear to the beach?
Its zest-y swimsuit!
Why did the orange go to school?
To become a little zest-er!
What’s an orange’s favorite dance?
The tango
because it’s so zestful!
Why did the orange get a promotion?
It was a-peel-ing to the boss!
Orange Wisdom
What’s an orange’s advice for a happy life?
Always stay juicy!
Why should you never argue with an orange?
It always has the zest of the argument!
What did the wise orange say?
Life is too short to be sour!
Why do oranges always look on the bright side?
Because they’re full of vitamin C!
What’s an orange’s secret to success?
Peeling back the layers!
What did the orange learn in school?
To always be zestful in life!
Why are oranges great philosophers?
They ponder the zest of existence!
What’s the orange’s motto?
Stay fresh and never rot!
We hope you enjoyed these orange-themed dad jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs check out our collection of dad jokes about numbers or dive into the wisdom of dad jokes about owls. Keep smiling and sharing the fun!