Counting Jokes
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight (ate) nine!
Why did the number go to school?
To improve its “math” skills!
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral!
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
Because they already eight!
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
Why did the number break up with the alphabet?
It found someone more “digit-al”!
What do you call a number that likes to party?
A fun-ction!
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else!
Math Jokes
Why was the equal sign so good at relationships?
Because it always balanced things out!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why did the student wear glasses in math class?
To improve di-vision!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
Times Square!
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees!
Why did the fraction break up with the decimal?
Because it couldn’t find common ground!
What did one math book say to the other?
“I’ve got problems!”
Why didn’t the two numbers get along?
Because they couldn’t find a common denominator!
Geometry Jokes
Why was the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it could never find its angles!
What do you call a man who’s great at geometry?
A poly-gon!
Why did the circle break up with the square?
It found the relationship too one-dimensional!
What do you get when you cross a triangle with a circle?
A “tri-circle”!
How does a mathematician plow fields?
With a pro-tractor!
Why did the triangle refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of being a “card” shark!
What’s a geometry teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi(e)!
Why did the parallelogram get a promotion?
Because it was always on the same plane!
Number Puns
What did the number say when it was asked to play hide and seek?
“I’m a perfect ten!”
Why did the number go to therapy?
It had too many issues to count!
What do you call a number that tells jokes?
A pun-derful digit!
Why do numbers never get lost?
Because they always have a “point”!
What did the number say to the calculator?
“You can count on me!”
Why was the number 10 so popular?
Because it was a perfect ten!
Why did the number 1 always feel lonely?
Because it couldn’t find a pair!
What do you call a number that loves to tell stories?
A narrative numeral!
Fun with Numbers
Why did the number 7 always get invited to parties?
Because it was a lucky number!
What do you call a number that can sing?
A vocal numeral!
Why was the number 3 so confident?
Because it knew it was a “triple threat”!
What did the number say when it won the lottery?
“I’m feeling very “rich” today!”
Why did the number 5 break up with the number 9?
It found someone more even!
What do you call a number that tells tall tales?
A fib-ber!
Why did the number 4 always carry a pencil?
Because it wanted to draw attention!
What did the number say when it got a compliment?
“Thanks
I’m just trying to add value!”
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious dad jokes about numbers! If you’re looking for more laughs check out our collection of dad jokes about moving or explore some fruity fun with our dad jokes about oranges. Keep the laughter going!