Moving Day Mishaps
Why did the moving truck break up with its partner?
It just couldn’t handle the baggage.
What did the couch say to the moving truck?
I’m just here for the ride!
Why did the boxes start a band?
Because they wanted to find their groove!
What do you call a moving company that only transports ghosts?
A boo-ving service!
Why did the furniture get kicked out of the party?
It couldn’t stop making a scene!
What did the lamp say to the moving truck?
Don’t leave me in the dark!
Why did the moving boxes go to therapy?
They had too much emotional baggage!
How do moving boxes stay organized?
They always have a plan in place!
Punny Packing
Why did the suitcase apply for a job?
It wanted to carry its weight!
What did the packing tape say to the box?
I’m stuck on you!
Why did the moving company hire a comedian?
To lighten the load!
What do you call a lazy moving box?
A box of slack!
Why did the bubble wrap get a promotion?
It always pops up at the right time!
What did the packing peanuts say to each other?
We’re all in this together!
Why did the furniture refuse to move?
It was too attached to the house!
What’s a mover’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
but with boxes!
Home Sweet Home
What do you call a home that’s always moving?
A restless abode!
Why did the house go to school?
To improve its foundation!
What did the moving truck say to the house?
Time to hit the road!
Why did the new neighbors bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
What’s a moving box’s favorite type of music?
Boxing tunes!
Why did the house get in trouble?
It was caught with its windows down!
What did the door say to the moving truck?
Don’t let me close you out!
Why did the lawn chair move to a new house?
It wanted to change its scenery!
Relocation Revelations
Why did the couple decide to move?
They wanted to find a better “place” in life!
What do you call a moving van that tells jokes?
A pun-derful ride!
Why did the refrigerator join the moving party?
It wanted to chill with the cool crowd!
What do you call a moving truck that can’t stop telling stories?
A tale-gator!
Why did the movers bring a ladder?
To reach for new heights!
What did the painting say when it was moved?
I’m framed for this!
Why did the family hire a magician to help with their move?
They wanted to make their stuff disappear!
What do you call a house that moves on its own?
A mobile home!
Boxing Banter
Why do boxes make terrible comedians?
They always get packed with bad jokes!
What did the box say to the other box?
We make a great pair!
Why did the box break up with its partner?
It felt too boxed in!
What do you call a box that tells fortunes?
A clairvoyant container!
Why did the box refuse to move?
It was afraid of getting carried away!
What did the box say after a long day?
I’m all packed out!
Why did the box join a gym?
To get in shape for the big move!
What do you call a box that can sing?
A box of tunes!
Moving can be a real adventure filled with ups and downs but a good laugh can make the process much lighter. If you enjoyed these dad jokes about moving you might also appreciate some laugh-out-loud moments from our collection of dad jokes about Mother’s Day or check out our dad jokes about numbers for more chuckles! Happy moving!