Longing for Friends
I told my friend I missed him.
He said
You must be a magician, because you made me disappear!
I miss my buddy who moved away.
Guess I’ll just have to keep him in my “cell”-phone contacts!
I miss my friend who went camping.
I guess he really took off into the “wild” blue yonder!
I told my friend I felt lonely.
He said
Don’t worry, I’ll always be ‘a-phone’ call away!
I miss my friend who always told jokes.
Now my life feels like a comedy club without a headliner!
I miss my friend who plays guitar.
Life without him is just one long “note” of silence!
I told my friend I felt empty inside.
He said
Don’t worry, you’re just ‘hollow’ without me!
I miss my friend who loves to cook.
Now my meals are just ‘boil-ing’ over with sadness!
Yearning for Family
I miss my brother who moved to another city.
Guess I’ll have to ‘bro’-wse through old photos!
I miss my sister who always made me laugh.
Now my life feels like a sitcom without any punchlines!
I told my parents I missed them.
They said
We’re just a ‘call’ away, dear!
I miss my uncle who tells bad jokes.
Now every family gathering feels like a ‘dad’-less comedy!
I miss my cousin who loves to travel.
Now my vacation plans are just ‘plane’ boring!
I miss my grandma’s cooking.
Now my meals are just a ‘granny’-less affair!
I told my family I felt alone.
They said
Don’t worry, we’re just ‘text’ away!
I miss my niece who always visits.
Now my house feels like a ‘kid’-less zone!
Missing a Partner
I miss my partner who always made me smile.
Now my life feels like a ‘frown’-ing achievement!
I told my partner I felt lonely.
They said
I’m just a ‘text’ away, love!
I miss my significant other who loves to dance.
Now my life is just a ‘two-step’ behind!
I miss our movie nights.
Now my popcorn is just ‘popping’ alone!
I miss my partner’s cooking.
Now my meals are just ‘chef’-less wonders!
I told my partner I felt empty.
They said
You must be ‘missing’ my love!
I miss our late-night talks.
Now my pillow is the only one who listens!
I miss my partner’s hugs.
Now my heart feels like it’s ‘hug’-less!
Reminiscing about Pets
I miss my dog who used to greet me at the door.
Now it feels like a ‘paw’-lone welcome!
I miss my cat who always sat on my lap.
Now my lap feels ‘cat’-astrophically empty!
I told my friend I missed my pet.
They said
Just ‘paws’ and think of the good times!
I miss my fish who always swam around.
Now my tank feels like a ‘sea’-less void!
I miss my hamster who loved to run.
Now my life feels like a ‘wheel’-less race!
I miss my bird who used to sing.
Now my mornings are ‘tweet’-less!
I miss my rabbit who loved to hop.
Now my garden feels ‘bunny’-less!
I told my friend I felt sad about my pet.
They said
You need to ‘un-leash’ those feelings!
General Missing You
I told someone I missed them.
They said
Don’t worry, I’m just a ‘text’ away!
I miss the days when we hung out.
Now my calendar feels ‘date’-less!
I miss our coffee dates.
Now my mug feels ‘brew’-tally alone!
I miss our long talks.
Now my phone feels ‘silent’ and ‘un-chat’-ted!
I told my friend I felt nostalgic.
They said
Just ‘reminisce’ and smile!
I miss our adventures.
Now my life feels like a ‘journey’-less trip!
I miss our inside jokes.
Now my humor feels ‘out’-dated!
I told my friend I felt blue.
They said
Just ‘paint’ it with memories!
Thanks for enjoying these dad jokes about missing someone! Laughter is the best way to cope with longing
and if you’re in the mood for more fun
check out these dad jokes about milk or explore some dad jokes about mom for a light-hearted chuckle. Remember
laughter brings us closer
even when we’re apart!