Arithmetic Antics
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
Why did the student wear glasses in math class?
To improve division!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
Times Square!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
How do you stay warm in a cold math class?
Stand close to the natural logs!
Why did the two fours skip lunch?
Because they already eight!
Geometry Giggles
Why did the triangle always get in trouble?
Because it was always up to something acute!
What did the obtuse angle say to the acute angle?
You’re looking sharp!
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
Because it didn’t have enough cosine!
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral!
Why did the circle break up with the triangle?
Because it found him too one-dimensional!
What do you call a math teacher who is also a magician?
Alge-bra!
Why was the obtuse angle so sad?
Because it was never right!
How do you make seven even?
Take away the “s”!
Calculus Chuckles
Why did the derivative break up with the integral?
Because it found someone more appealing!
What did the calculus book say to the student?
Don’t worry
I’ll help you find your limits!
Why are calculus teachers so good at baseball?
Because they know how to catch the curves!
What’s a calculus teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi!
Why are mathematicians bad at fishing?
They always want to catch the limit!
What did one calculus function say to the other?
We have such great chemistry!
Why was the math teacher so good at poker?
Because he knew how to calculate the odds!
What do you call a mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!
Statistics Snickers
Why did the statistician bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a statistician who can’t stop telling jokes?
A pun-derivative!
Why did the statistician break up with his girlfriend?
She just wasn’t his type!
What did the statistician say when he got a promotion?
I’m on the rise!
Why are statistics so good at relationships?
Because they know how to find the mean!
What do you call a statistician who has a great sense of humor?
A laughing variable!
Why did the statistician cross the road?
To get to the other side of the data!
How do statisticians stay cool?
They find the right distribution!
Algebra Amusements
Why did the algebra book look so confused?
Because it had too many variables!
What do you call a friend who knows algebra?
An alge-bro!
Why did the math student bring a ladder to class?
To reach new heights in algebra!
What do you call a math problem that can’t stop laughing?
A pun-derful equation!
Why did the algebra teacher go to jail?
For excessive use of parentheses!
Why was the equal sign so stressed?
It couldn’t find its balance!
How do you solve a math problem at the beach?
Use a tan-gent!
Why did the mathematician get kicked off the plane?
He kept trying to find the right angle!
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