Sandwich Jokes
Why did the sandwich break up with the bread?
It found someone butter.
What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Let’s romaine friends!
Why don’t sandwiches ever get lost?
Because they always know the way to the deli!
What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?
Quit loafing around!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little sandwich in it!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s a sandwich’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good jam!
Why did the bread loaf feel lonely?
Because it was a little kneady!
Fruit Jokes
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
What did the orange say to the apple?
You’re a-peeling!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling very well!
What’s a fruit’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
because they love to pear up!
Why did the watermelon cross the road?
To get to the other slice!
What did the apple pie say to the ice cream?
You make me melt!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
Why did the strawberry get a promotion?
Because it was berry good at its job!
Leftover Jokes
Why do leftovers never get invited to parties?
Because they always bring the same old dish!
What do you call a leftover that tells jokes?
Comedic cuisine!
Why did the leftover pizza go to school?
To become a little slice of knowledge!
What do you call a leftover that’s always in trouble?
Rebel-icious!
Why did the leftover spaghetti break up with the meatballs?
They just couldn’t get along!
What’s a leftover’s favorite movie?
Gone with the Wind!
Why did the leftover curry refuse to go out?
Because it was too spicy for a date!
How do leftovers stay in shape?
They do a lot of reheating!
Drink Jokes
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What’s a soda’s favorite exercise?
Pop squats!
Why did the orange juice go to school?
To become a little more concentrated!
What did the water bottle say to the lunchbox?
You’re looking packed today!
Why did the milk go to art school?
Because it wanted to be a little cream of the crop!
What’s a smoothie’s favorite type of music?
Anything that’s blended well!
Why did the tea bag go to therapy?
It couldn’t stop steeping in its problems!
What did the grape juice say to the sparkling water?
You really know how to fizz things up!
General Lunch Jokes
Why did the lunch box apply for a job?
It wanted to get packed with experience!
What do you call an alligator in a lunch box?
An investi-gator!
Why did the lunch break up with the dinner?
It wanted to see other meals!
What did the chef say to the lunch?
You’re looking saucy today!
Why don’t lunches ever get lost?
They always follow the breadcrumbs!
What did the lunch say to the dinner?
You’re just too heavy for me!
Why was the lunch always calm?
Because it knew how to roll with the punches!
What’s a lunch’s favorite game?
Lunch and learn!
We hope you got a good laugh from these lunch-themed dad jokes! If you enjoyed these puns
be sure to check out more hilarious dad jokes about leap day or explore some meaty humor with our collection of dad jokes about meat. Happy lunching!