Sunny Puns
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What did one sun say to the other?
You’re looking a little hot today!
Why did the sun break up with the moon?
It needed some space!
How does the sun stay in shape?
By doing lots of solar-robics!
Why did the sun bring a suitcase?
It wanted to have a little vacation!
What did the sun say to the beach?
You’re really making me feel warm and fuzzy!
Why don’t suns ever get lost?
Because they always follow the rays!
What did the sun say to the clouds?
Stop blocking my shine!
Heat Wave Humor
Why do fish never get hot?
Because they have fins to keep them cool!
What do you call a hot dog on a hot day?
A sausage that’s really feeling the heat!
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it couldn’t handle the heat!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo in the summer?
A pouch potato!
Why did the thermometer break up with the barometer?
It couldn’t handle the pressure!
How do you stay cool in a hot car?
Just park it in the shade!
Why did the beach towel always get invited to parties?
Because it knows how to soak up the fun!
What do you call a snowman in summer?
A puddle!
Beachy Banter
Why did the crab never share his food?
Because he was a little shellfish!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing
it just waved!
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
How do you organize a beach party?
You just “shell” it out!
What did the sand say to the tide?
Stop pushing me around!
Why did the beach ball get kicked out of the party?
It was too inflated!
Why did the mermaid get a job?
She wanted to make some “fin” money!
What do you call a fish who practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
Hot Weather Woes
Why did the gardener plant his money?
He wanted to grow a cash crop!
What do you call a sunburned superhero?
Captain Redundant!
Why don’t ants ever get sick in the summer?
Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair!
Why did the sun refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of getting burned!
What do you call it when it’s too hot to sleep?
A real snooze-saster!
Why was the math book sad on a hot day?
It had too many problems!
What did the heat wave say to the cold front?
You’re such a chill factor!
Cooling Off Quips
Why did the ice cubes break up?
They couldn’t handle the heat!
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle of fun!
Why did the popsicle go to school?
To become a little cooler!
What do you call a frozen treat that tells jokes?
A pun-derful popsicle!
Why did the lemonade file a police report?
It got mugged!
How can you tell it’s hot outside?
The ice cream truck is playing the same song on repeat!
What did the ice cream say to the cake?
You’re sweet
but I’m cooler!
Why did the water bottle break up with the soda?
It wanted something less fizzy!
We hope you enjoyed these hot weather dad jokes! Whether you’re sweating it out at the beach or just trying to stay cool at home
there’s always a good laugh to be had. For more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about getting old or if you’re feeling a bit nostalgic
you might enjoy our dad jokes about leaving. Stay cool and keep smiling!