Gun Puns
Why did the gun apply for a job?
It wanted to make a real impact.
I told my gun it was time to retire.
It was just too shot out.
What do you call a gun that tells jokes?
A pun-gun!
Why did the bullet break up with the gun?
It felt they were just not on the same caliber.
What did the gun say to the bullet?
You complete me!
How do guns stay in shape?
They do a lot of trigger exercises.
Why did the shotgun break up with the rifle?
It found someone more double-barreled.
What do you call a gun that loves to dance?
A revolver with rhythm!
Gun Control
Why did the gun get kicked out of school?
It couldn’t control its aim!
What did the gun say at the therapist?
I’m just trying to find some balance in my life.
Why did the gun always win at poker?
Because it knew how to call the shots!
How do you keep a gun calm?
Just give it a little trigger therapy.
Why did the gun join a yoga class?
To learn how to relax and not go off!
What do you call a gun that can’t stop talking?
A chatter-gun!
Why do guns make terrible comedians?
Because they always go off at the wrong time!
Why was the gun always invited to parties?
It knew how to break the ice!
Gun Safety
What did the safety say to the gun?
Don’t worry
I’ve got your back!
Why did the gun bring a ladder?
To reach new heights of safety!
Why should you never argue with a gun?
It always has the last word!
Why did the gun wear a helmet?
For extra protection
of course!
What do you call a safe gun?
A well-armed citizen!
How do you make a gun feel secure?
Give it a safety net!
Why did the gun go to school?
To learn about proper handling!
What’s a gun’s favorite type of music?
Heavy metal
of course!
Gun History
Why did the musket break up with the cannon?
It needed more space to reload!
What did the old gun say to the new one?
You’re just a little too modern for me!
Why was the gun always telling stories?
It had a lot of history to share!
What do you call a gun that tells tall tales?
A historical revolver!
Why did the gun go to the museum?
To see its past life on display!
What did the gun say to the historian?
Let’s make some history together!
Why don’t guns ever get lost?
Because they always have a shot at finding their way!
What did the rifle say to the shotgun?
You’re just too loud for my taste!
Gun Accessories
Why did the gun get a new scope?
It wanted to improve its vision!
What did the holster say to the gun?
I’ve got you covered!
Why did the gun bring a backpack?
To carry all its extra ammo!
What do you call a fashionable gun?
A stylish shooter!
Why did the gun get a new grip?
It wanted to hold on to its friends better!
What did the magazine say to the gun?
Let’s keep things loaded!
Why was the gun always well-dressed?
It had a great sense of style!
What did the gun say when it got a new accessory?
This is a real game changer!
And there you have it—50 hilarious dad jokes about guns! Whether you’re a fan of puns or just looking for a good laugh
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