Friendship Puns
Why did the friend bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call a friend who loves to play hide and seek?
A seek-friend!
Why did the computer break up with its friend?
It had too many bytes in its friendship!
What did one friend say to another who was feeling down?
“I’m here for you
let’s taco ‘bout it!”
Why did the bicycle fall over in friendship?
Because it was two-tired of carrying all the weight!
What did the ocean say to its best friend?
Nothing
it just waved!
Why did the tomato turn red with embarrassment?
Because it saw its friend ketchup!
What do you call a friend who can’t stop telling jokes?
A pun-derful companion!
Foodie Friends
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran into its friend
the raisin!
What do you call a friend who loves to cook?
A real thyme buddy!
Why did the banana go to the party?
Because it heard it was going to be a-peeling!
What did the cupcake say to its friend?
“You make life sweet!”
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its friend was a little crumby!
What do you call a friend who’s always hungry?
A snack-tastic buddy!
Why did the cheese sit next to its friend?
Because it wanted to be grate!
What did the coffee say to its best friend?
“You’re brew-tiful!”
Animal Friends
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear friend!
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on its mouse friend!
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador!
Why did the owl invite its friend to the party?
Because it was a hoot!
What did the fish say to its friend?
“You’re so fin-tastic!”
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks to be a good friend!
What did the horse say to its friend?
“You’re neigh-sayer!”
Why did the squirrel invite its friend over?
Because it wanted to have a nutty good time!
Techy Friends
Why did the smartphone break up with its friend?
It couldn’t handle the connection!
What do you call a friend who’s great with computers?
A tech-nically savvy buddy!
Why did the laptop go to therapy?
It had too many tabs open with friends!
What did the Wi-Fi say to its best friend?
“I feel a strong connection!”
Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open with a friend!
What do you call a friend who loves to game?
A console-ation prize!
Why did the keyboard break up with the mouse?
It felt like it was being clicked too much!
What did the printer say to its friend?
“You make me feel so paper-printed!”
Classic Friendship Jokes
Why did the friend bring a pencil to the friendship meeting?
To draw closer together!
What do you call two friends who love to play cards?
A pair of card friends!
Why did the friend sit on the clock?
Because they wanted to be on time for each other!
What did one friend say to the other at the bakery?
“You dough-nut know how much I appreciate you!”
Why did the friend always carry a map?
To never lose their way to each other!
What do you call a friend who tells bad jokes?
A pun-derful friend!
Why did the friendship cross the road?
To get to the other side together!
What did the friend say during the game of chess?
“Checkmate
let’s be friends!”
Friendship is a beautiful bond filled with laughter and joy. Hopefully
these jokes brought a smile to your face and reminded you of the fun moments with your friends. For more humor
check out these dad jokes about France or enjoy some dad jokes about glasses! Keep the laughter going with your friends!