Air Travel Jokes
Why did the airplane get sent to its room?
Because it had a bad altitude!
What do you call a flying magician?
A flying sorcerer!
Why did the pilot break up with his girlfriend?
She had too much baggage!
What’s a pilot’s favorite type of music?
Plane music!
Why don’t pilots ever get lost?
Because they always wing it!
What did the airplane say to the airport?
“I’m landing a job here!”
Why was the airplane so good at sports?
It always knew how to take off!
How do you greet a flying squirrel?
“Hey
what’s up in the air?”
Bird Jokes
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
A duck-tor!
Why did the seagull fly over the bay?
Because if it flew over the ocean
it would be a bagel!
What do you call a bird that loves to play cards?
A poker bird!
Why do birds fly south in the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What do you get when you cross a bird with a comedian?
A feathered funny guy!
Why did the turkey sit on the airplane wing?
Because it wanted to be a hot wing!
What do you call a bird that can sing?
A tweet-heart!
Why don’t birds use Facebook?
They already have Twitter!
Flight Puns
What did the airplane say to the helicopter?
“You make me feel like I’m flying high!”
Why did the flight attendant bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
What’s a pilot’s favorite exercise?
Wing-ups!
Why do pilots always carry a pencil?
In case they need to draw a flight plan!
What did the aircraft say to the luggage?
“I can’t carry you forever!”
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What do you call a plane that can’t stop singing?
A melody jet!
Why did the flight crew go to school?
To improve their take-off skills!
Sky Jokes
What do you call a cloud that’s always in a hurry?
A rush cloud!
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What did one sky say to the other?
“You’re looking blue today!”
Why did the thunder break up with the lightning?
It found someone more shocking!
What do you call a skydiving chicken?
An egg-spert!
Why did the rainbow go to therapy?
It had too many emotional highs and lows!
What did the wind say to the airplane?
“I’m your biggest fan!”
How do clouds stay in shape?
They do sky aerobics!
Airplane Food Jokes
What do you call a meal on an airplane?
High cuisine!
Why did the chicken refuse to fly?
It was too chicken to eat airplane food!
What do you call it when you eat on a plane?
Plane food!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the flight?
It ran out of juice!
What’s a pilot’s favorite dessert?
Flying pie!
Why did the salad get kicked off the plane?
It was too dressed up!
What did the sandwich say to the pilot?
“Lettuce take off!”
Why was the airplane meal so bad?
It was all take-off and no landing!
Thanks for flying through these dad jokes about flying! If you’re in the mood for more laughs
check out these hilarious dad jokes about Florida or enjoy some funny dad jokes about France. Keep smiling and keep flying high with laughter!