Hooked on Puns
Why don’t fish play piano?
Because you can’t tuna fish!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
How do fish always know how much they weigh?
They have their own scales!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
Why did the fisherman get kicked off the boat?
He kept throwing back the wrong lines!
What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
A sturgeon!
Reel Fun
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools!
What did the ocean say to the fisherman?
Nothing
it just waved!
Why did the fish join a band?
Because it had the scales!
What do you call a fish that tells jokes?
A real pun-derwater comedian!
Why did the fish get a job?
It wanted to work its way up the food chain!
What’s a fish’s favorite instrument?
The bass guitar!
Why did the fisherman bring a ladder?
To catch fish at a higher level!
What do you call a fish that can’t stop singing?
A tuna fish!
Catch of the Day
What do you call a fish that’s good at math?
A multi-plier!
Why did the fisherman always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a line!
What did the fish say to the fisherman?
“You’re a bit hooked on me!”
Why did the fish get a promotion?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
How do fish communicate?
They use their gills to send out signals!
What’s a fisherman’s favorite game?
Catch and release!
Why did the fish refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of the deck!
How do you make a fish laugh?
You tell it a whale of a tale!
Fin-tastic Humor
What do you call a fish that can play the guitar?
A bass player!
Why did the fish go to school?
To improve its net work!
What do you call a fish that’s a great detective?
A fish-sleuth!
Why did the fish sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the net!
What’s a fish’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good bass line!
Why don’t fish ever get lost?
Because they always follow the current!
What do you call a fish who loves to tell stories?
A fin-tastic storyteller!
Why did the fish blush at the party?
It saw the other fish in their scales!
Under the Sea
Why did the crab never share his food?
Because he was a little shellfish!
What do you call a fish that’s a magician?
A fish-illusionist!
How do you catch a fish with a bow?
With a fish arrow!
What do you get when you cross a fish and a dog?
A pet that can swim and fetch!
Why did the fisherman bring string to the ocean?
To tie up some loose ends!
What’s a fish’s favorite exercise?
Swim-letics!
Why did the fish break up with its partner?
It found someone more net-worthy!
What do you call a fish who’s a great actor?
A starfish!
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