Cows
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
How do cows stay up to date with current events?
They read the moos-paper!
What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline?
A milkshake!
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose!
What did the farmer say after he lost his cow?
“Where’s the beef?”
Why did the cow join a gym?
To get in shape for the udder competition!
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician!
Pigs
Why did the pig become an actor?
Because he was a real ham!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machines!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
Why did the pig sit on the computer?
He wanted to keep an eye on the web!
What did the farmer say when he lost his pig?
“I’m bacon for help!”
What do you call a pig that can sing?
A pig-formance artist!
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!
Chickens
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do you call a chicken that can play the piano?
A hen-sational musician!
Why don’t chickens like playing cards?
Because they’re afraid of cheaters!
What’s a chicken’s favorite composer?
Bach
because he’s egg-cellent!
Sheep
What do you call a sheep that can do karate?
A lamb-chop!
Why do sheep always have a good time?
Because they know how to have a woolly good time!
What do you call a sheep that tells jokes?
A sheep-comedian!
Why did the sheep go to the party?
To have a baa-rilliant time!
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa!
Why did the farmer stop raising sheep?
He couldn’t make ends meet!
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
What did the sheep say to the farmer?
“You crack me up!”
Goats
Why did the goat start a gardening business?
Because he wanted to make some thyme!
What do you call a goat that acts?
A billy-actor!
Why did the goat join the gym?
To get in shape for the bleat competition!
What do you call a goat that can play the piano?
A goat-chestra member!
Why was the goat so good at math?
Because he was a real “goat-ient”!
What do you call a goat that loves to dance?
A goat-ographer!
Why did the goat become a musician?
Because he had the right “goat-titude”!
What do you call a goat that tells tall tales?
A bleat-teller!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious dad jokes about farm animals! If you’re looking for more laughs
check out these dad jokes about dinosaurs or perhaps some amusing dad jokes about feet. Keep smiling and sharing the joy of laughter!