Gravity Gags
I told my friend I was going to fall down the stairs.
He said
That’s a step in the wrong direction!
I tried to walk on air.
But I ended up falling flat on my face!
Why did the scarecrow fall down?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
I fell for you
but it was a hard landing.
Turns out
love can be a bit of a trip!
I wanted to be a gymnast.
But I just kept falling short!
What did the floor say to me?
“You’re going to fall for me sooner or later!”
I tried to catch my balance.
But I just ended up catching a cold!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw me fall down and couldn’t ketchup!
Slip and Slide
I slipped on a banana peel yesterday.
Now I’m just a-peeling!
Why did the ice skater fall?
Because he was too cool for school!
I thought I could walk on ice.
Turns out
I was just skating on thin ground!
What do you call a clumsy ninja?
A falling star!
I tried to impress my friends with my balance.
But I ended up losing my footing!
Why do ducks fall down?
Because they quack under pressure!
I fell off my bike yesterday.
Guess I couldn’t handle the wheel!
Why did the golfer fall down?
Because he lost his drive!
Unexpected Tumbles
I fell asleep on the job.
And now I’m in deep trouble!
What did one wall say to the other?
“I’ll meet you at the corner
but don’t fall!”
Why did the computer fall?
It had a bad case of the blue screen!
I tried to impress my date with my dance moves.
But I ended up doing the fall of shame!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
I attempted a parkour move.
But I ended up in a parkour-ner!
What do you call a fall that’s really funny?
A laugh-out-loud tumble!
I tried to do a backflip.
But I just ended up flipping out!
Clumsy Comedies
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… but then it fell!
I tried to juggle.
But I ended up dropping the ball… and myself!
What’s a clumsy person’s favorite exercise?
Falling down and getting back up!
I thought I could walk on a tightrope.
Turns out
I’m more of a fall-rope kind of guy!
Why do clowns always fall down?
Because they’re always clowning around!
I wanted to take a leap of faith.
But I just ended up taking a tumble!
What did the acrobat say after falling?
“Well
that was a flip of a different kind!”
I tried to impress my friends with a stunt.
But I just ended up being the punchline!
Falling for Puns
I fell for a pun.
Now I can’t get back up!
Why did the punster fall down?
Because he couldn’t resist a good wordplay!
I thought I could make a smooth landing.
But I ended up crashing the party!
What did the pun say to the fall?
“You really know how to drop it like it’s hot!”
I fell into a pun competition.
Now I’m just trying to keep my head above water!
Why did the pun fall down?
Because it was too cheesy to stand!
I tried to catch my breath after falling.
But all I could do was pun-der!
What do you call it when you fall for a pun?
A pun-derful experience!
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