Leafy Laughs
Why did the leaf go to school?
It wanted to be a little more *edumacated*.
What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you!
Why do trees always get in trouble?
Because they *branch* out too much!
What type of tree can you carry in your hand?
A *palm* tree!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
How do leaves get around?
They *autumn*obile!
Why did the maple tree get kicked out of school?
For *leafing* too much!
What do you call a tree that tells jokes?
A *pun* tree!
Harvest Humor
Why did the farmer get a new tractor?
Because he wanted to *plow* through his work!
What do you call a pumpkin that works out?
A *gourd* bodybuilder!
Why did the corn break up with the pumpkin?
It found someone more *a-maize-ing*!
What did the apple say to the orange?
You’re looking *peel*-ing today!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of *juice*!
What did the farmer say after a long day?
I’m *a-maize-d* at how much I harvested!
Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?
She was too *corn-fusing*!
What do you call a pumpkin that can play music?
A *tune-kin*!
Chilly Chuckles
What do you call a chilly day?
A *frost* bite!
Why did the sweater break up with the jacket?
It found it too *clingy*!
What’s a ghost’s favorite season?
*Boo*-tumn!
Why did the winter coat get a promotion?
It was always *on top* of things!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!
How do you know when it’s fall?
When you can *sweater* it out!
Why did the blanket go to school?
To become a *smart* blanket!
What’s the best thing about autumn?
All the *puns* and games!
Crisp Jokes
What did the apple say to the cinnamon?
You’re *spice*-tacular!
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What did the pumpkin say to the pie?
You’re looking *sweet* today!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it was *core*-nered!
What do you call a pumpkin that tells jokes?
A *fun-kin*!
Why do leaves never get lost?
Because they always *leaf* a trail!
What did the tree wear to the pool party?
Its *swim* trunks!
Why did the apple join the gym?
To get *a-peeling* results!
Seasonal Smiles
What do you call a bear in the fall?
A *grizzly* bear!
Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
It wanted to be a *jack-o-lantern*!
What do you get when you cross a tree and a dog?
A *bark* tree!
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder?
To reach the *high* nuts!
What do you call a weather forecast in autumn?
*Fall* predictions!
Why did the acorn go to school?
To get a little *more nut-ducation*!
What did the pumpkin say to the pie crust?
You’re looking *crust-tacular*!
Why do owls always get invited to parties?
Because they’re *hoot* to be around!
Thank you for enjoying these fall-themed dad jokes! If you loved these puns
you might want to check out more laughs with our collection of dad jokes about summer or explore some delicious humor with our dad jokes about food. Keep smiling and spreading the joy of laughter!