Elephant Puns
Why did the elephant bring a suitcase?
Because it wanted to pack its trunk!
What do you call an elephant that flies?
An ele-fantastic creature!
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino!
How do elephants communicate?
They use their trunk calls!
What’s an elephant’s favorite game?
Squash
because they love to stomp!
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
So it wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate!
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
Elephant Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Elephants! Elephants who? Elephants never forget
but you might!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Tusk! Tusk who? Tusk me
I’m an elephant!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Ellie! Ellie who? Ellie-gant
that’s who!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Jumbo! Jumbo who? Jumbo-sized jokes are the best!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Trunk! Trunk who? Trunk or treat
it’s Halloween!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Stampede! Stampede who? Stampede your jokes
they’re hilarious!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Peanut! Peanut who? Peanut butter and elephants go together!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Pachyderm! Pachyderm who? Pachyderm you’re glad to see me!
Elephant Riddles
What has four feet and a trunk?
An elephant that’s late for a party!
What’s gray
big
and wears a mask?
An elephant on Halloween!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To stampede the other side!
What do you call a sleeping elephant?
Ele-fant-asleep!
Why do elephants always carry a suitcase?
Because they don’t want to forget their trunk!
What’s an elephant’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good trunk beat!
Why did the elephant wear sunglasses?
Because it didn’t want to be recognized!
What do you get when you see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Tree-phant!
Elephant One-Liners
Elephants are great at keeping secrets.
They never forget
after all!
When elephants dance
it’s a real trunk show!
They really know how to move!
Elephants can’t use smartphones.
They keep dropping them with their big feet!
When elephants go to school
they always get the trunk of the class!
They’re just that smart!
Elephants love to play cards.
They’re great at remembering the rules!
What do elephants do at the beach?
They make a big splash!
Elephants never forget a face.
But they might forget where they parked!
If you want to hide an elephant
just put it in a fruit salad!
Elephant Silly Jokes
What do you call an elephant that tells jokes?
A pun-phant!
Why did the elephant bring a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
What do you call an elephant that loves to play the trumpet?
A toot-phant!
Why did the elephant break up with its partner?
Because they were always stomping around!
What do you call an elephant who loves to cook?
A chef-phant!
Why do elephants never get lost?
Because they always follow their trunks!
What do you call a smart elephant?
An ele-mentally gifted one!
Why did the elephant go to the party?
Because it heard there would be a lot of trunk food!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious elephant dad jokes! Remember
laughter is the best trunk-tion! If you’re in the mood for more laughs
check out these dad jokes about electricity and dad jokes about eyes. Keep smiling and sharing the joy of dad jokes!