Current Jokes
Why did the electron break up with the proton?
It found someone more positive.
I told my friend I was afraid of electrical currents.
He said
Just stay grounded!
Why do electricians always carry a pencil?
In case they need to draw some current!
What did the light bulb say to the generator?
You really turn me on!
Why did the circuit break up?
There was too much resistance.
How do you greet an electrical engineer?
Watt’s up!
Why did the power strip get kicked out of the party?
It couldn’t stop overloading!
What do you call a power outage in a circus?
A blackout performance!
Voltage Jokes
Why did the battery go to school?
It wanted to get a little more charged up!
What did one volt say to another?
We’re just a couple of positive charges!
Why did the electrician break up with his girlfriend?
She couldn’t handle his voltage!
What do you call a superhero who can control electricity?
Watt-man!
How did the electrician propose?
He found the spark!
Why was the electrical engineer so good at relationships?
He knew how to conduct himself!
What do you get when you cross a light bulb with a dog?
A golden retriever that lights up your life!
Why don’t electricians play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when they have a circuit to find you!
Watt Jokes
What did the light switch say to the outlet?
Let’s connect!
How do you make a circuit laugh?
You tell it a short joke!
Why did the electrical engineer go broke?
He lost his current job!
What did the electric socket say to the plug?
You’re just my type!
Why do wires never get lost?
They always follow the current!
How do you fix a broken electrical circuit?
With a little bit of resistance!
What do you call a power outage in a library?
A silent blackout!
Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?
Because it just couldn’t resist!
Connection Jokes
Why did the electrician bring a ladder to work?
To reach new heights in his connections!
What do you call a group of electrical engineers?
A current affair!
What did the electrical wire say to the battery?
I’m positive we’re a good match!
Why was the power line always calm?
It knew how to keep its voltage in check!
Why did the light bulb break up with the socket?
It found someone more illuminating!
How do electrical engineers stay in shape?
They do circuit training!
What did the plug say to the socket during a fight?
You’re really plugging my nerves!
Why did the electric fan get kicked out of the house?
Because it was blowing hot air!
Power Jokes
Why did the electrical engineer get lost?
He couldn’t find his way to the main power!
What did the transformer say to the circuit?
You’re really my type
let’s step up our game!
Why did the light bulb fail its exam?
It wasn’t bright enough!
What do you call a light bulb that tells jokes?
Humor-lux!
Why do electricians always have great parties?
Because they know how to conduct themselves!
What did one electrical engineer say to the other?
Let’s wire up a plan!
Why do power lines never get lonely?
Because they always have a connection!
What’s an electrician’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
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