Car Puns
Why did the car break up with its partner?
It just couldn’t handle the emotional mileage.
What do you call a car that never stops?
A “brake-less” wonder!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look! I’m about to change!
Why did the convertible get a job?
It wanted to make some extra cash on the side!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet in your car!
Why do cars always get good grades?
Because they know how to “drive” their points home!
What did the sedan say to the SUV?
You’re just too “tall” for me!
Road Trip Jokes
Why did the scarecrow win an award on the road trip?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms on road trips?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a road trip with a bunch of cows?
A moo-vie adventure!
Why did the mushroom go on a road trip?
Because he was a fungi!
What do you call a bear driving a car?
A “bear”-y good driver!
Why did the tomato turn red during the road trip?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants on the trip?
In case he got a hole in one!
How do you know if a road trip is going well?
When you keep hitting all the “high notes”!
Driving Fails
Why did the driver always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a blank!
What do you call a driver who always forgets their keys?
A “lock” out!
Why did the driver take a nap?
He was tired of all the “exhausting” driving!
What did the driver say to the GPS?
You’re always leading me in the wrong direction!
Why did the car go to school?
To improve its “driving” skills!
What happens when you drive a car made of glass?
You might just see right through it!
Why did the driver get kicked out of the car?
For making too many “crash” jokes!
What do you call a bad driver?
A “wreck”-less abandon!
Traffic Jokes
Why did the bicycle get stuck in traffic?
Because it couldn’t find its “pedal” to the metal!
What did one traffic cone say to the other?
Orange you glad we’re here?
Why do traffic lights never get lost?
Because they always know when to stop and go!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the traffic jam!
What do you call a traffic jam full of musicians?
A “band”-width issue!
Why did the stop sign break up with the yield sign?
It couldn’t handle the mixed signals!
What do you call a traffic jam full of cows?
A “moo”-ving violation!
Why was the road always getting in trouble?
Because it kept going down the wrong path!
Vehicle Humor
Why don’t cars play hide and seek?
Because they always get “exhausted”!
What did the car say to the mechanic?
I’m “brake”-ing down!
Why did the motorcycle get kicked out of school?
For being too “rev”-elous!
What do you call a smart car?
A “brain”-mobile!
Why was the minivan so good at making friends?
It had plenty of “space”!
What did the car say to the bike at the party?
You’re “wheelie” cool!
Why did the car apply for a job?
It wanted to “shift” its career!
What do you call a car that can sing?
A “tune”-up vehicle!
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