Classic Donut Puns
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little glazed.
What did the donut say to the coffee?
You complete me!
Why did the baker get kicked out of the party?
He brought too many doughnuts!
What do you call a donut that can sing?
A donut-tion!
How do you make a donut laugh?
You tickle its sprinkles!
What did the donut say to the hole?
You’re the best part of me!
Why did the donut break up with the bagel?
It found someone a little sweeter!
What’s a donut’s favorite movie?
Glazed and Confused!
Donut Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to bring the sprinkles!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously
where’s the donut?
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Baker.
Baker who?
Baker up
it’s donut time!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Glaze.
Glaze who?
Glaze the door
it’s freezing out here!
Donut Food Jokes
What did the donut say to the bread?
You knead to rise to the occasion!
Why don’t donuts ever get lost?
They always follow the glaze!
What’s a donut’s favorite exercise?
Running in circles!
What do you call a donut that can’t stop talking?
A chatternut!
Why did the donut fail school?
It couldn’t get past the hole tests!
What do donuts do on a date?
They glaze into each other’s eyes!
Why was the donut so good at math?
It knew how to handle its dough!
What’s a donut’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
Seasonal Donut Jokes
What do you call a donut in the winter?
A frosted treat!
Why do donuts love summer?
Because they can chill in the glaze!
What’s a donut’s favorite holiday?
National Donut Day
of course!
How do donuts celebrate New Year’s?
They make a sweet resolution!
What do you call a donut with a sunburn?
A toasted treat!
Why do donuts love fall?
They can spice things up!
What did the donut wear to the beach?
A sprinkle bikini!
Why are donuts great at parties?
They bring the sweet vibes!
Donut Riddles
What has a hole but holds nothing?
A donut!
What kind of donut does a vampire like?
One with a chocolate filling!
Why was the donut always calm?
It knew how to roll with the punches!
What do you get when you cross a donut with a dog?
A golden retriever with sprinkles!
What’s a donut’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
What did the donut say when it won an award?
I’m on a roll!
Why did the donut sit on the clock?
It wanted to be a time pastry!
What’s a donut’s favorite type of shoe?
High tops
of course!
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