Classic Disney Jokes
Why did Mickey go to space?
To visit Pluto!
How does Cinderella like her photos?
With a little bit of magic!
What does Donald Duck say when he’s angry?
“Duck you!”
Why did Goofy take a nap?
He was feeling a little goofy!
Why did Snow White get kicked out of the bar?
Because she kept talking to the seven dwarfs!
What does Elsa use to keep her house cold?
A snow blower!
Why did the Lion King always go to school?
Because he wanted to be a little more “roar-some”!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Pixar Puns
Why did Woody always get invited to parties?
Because he was a real “toys-t”!
What did Buzz Lightyear say to the alien?
“To infinity and beyond… your expectations!”
Why did the Incredibles start a gardening club?
Because they wanted to grow their “super” skills!
How do you make a Pixar movie?
Just add a dash of emotion!
What do you call a sad Pixar character?
A “WALL-E”!
Why did the fish from Finding Nemo get a job?
He wanted to scale up!
How does Mike Wazowski stay in shape?
He does “eye” exercises!
What’s Sulley’s favorite type of music?
Monster rock!
Disney Princess Puns
Why did Ariel always carry a pen?
In case she needed to draw a “fin”!
How does Belle like her tea?
With a little bit of “beast”!
Why did Rapunzel get a job?
She wanted to earn some “hair” money!
What’s Mulan’s favorite game?
“Hide and Seek” she’s always ready to “sneak”!
Why did Tiana start a bakery?
She wanted to make her dreams “rise”!
What does Jasmine say when she’s happy?
“I’m on a magic carpet ride!”
Why did Pocahontas bring a ladder?
To reach new heights!
What’s Cinderella’s favorite type of music?
“Pumpkin” spice tunes!
Disney Character Quips
Why did the Cheshire Cat get a job?
Because he was always grinning for a “purr-fect” opportunity!
What did the Mad Hatter say to the tea?
“Let’s brew this!”
Why did Bambi always win races?
Because he had “deer” speed!
How does Dumbo stay cool?
With his big “ear” fans!
What did the Evil Queen say to her mirror?
“Mirror
mirror
on the wall
who’s the fairest of them all?”
Why did the Seven Dwarfs start a band?
Because they wanted to rock the “dwarf” world!
What’s Tinker Bell’s favorite exercise?
“Fairy” aerobics!
Why did Stitch get a job at the bakery?
He was great at making “puff” pastries!
Disney Movie Mashups
What do you get when you cross The Lion King with Frozen?
A “roaring” winter!
Why did Aladdin break up with Jasmine?
He couldn’t handle the “genie-us”!
How does Dory stay organized?
She uses her “fish-tory”!
What do you call a superhero who loves Disney?
A “Disney-hero”!
Why did the princess invite all the villains?
To spice up the “evil” party!
What happens when you mix Toy Story with Monsters
Inc.?
You get “toys-terrors”!
Why did the princess always carry a pencil?
In case she needed to “draw” a crowd!
What’s the best way to watch a Disney movie?
With a “popcorn” buddy!
And there you have it—50 hilarious Disney dad jokes to brighten your day! Whether you’re a fan of classic characters or modern tales
there’s something here for everyone. If you’re in the mood for more laughs
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