First Date Funnies
I told my date I was a magician.
She said
Prove it! and I disappeared.
Why did the skeleton go on a date?
He had nobody to go with!
My date asked if I had a map.
I said
No, but I can help you find your way to my heart!
I brought a ladder to our date.
Because I heard the conversation would be on another level!
Why did the bicycle fall in love?
Because it was two-tired of being single!
My date said she needed space.
So I took her to the moon!
I asked my date if she liked raisins.
She said
How do you feel about a date?
What did one ocean say to the other on a date?
Nothing
they just waved!
Romantic Puns
I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised!
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t find a date!
What did the stamp say to the envelope?
I’m stuck on you!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to her date?
She heard the guy was a real catch!
I asked my date what her favorite type of music was.
She said
Anything with a good beat!
How did the phone propose?
He gave her a ring!
My girlfriend said she needed more space.
So I locked her out of the house!
Why do scientists say dating is like chemistry?
Because you have to have the right reactions!
Awkward Moments
I tried to impress my date with my cooking.
But I ended up burning the relationship!
Why did the computer break up with its date?
There were too many bytes!
What did the coffee say to its date?
You’re brew-tiful!
I asked my date if she wanted to go for a walk.
She said
Only if you promise not to trip!
Why did the tomato turn red on the date?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
I told my date I was a photographer.
But I couldn’t picture us together!
What did one light bulb say to the other?
Let’s get lit on this date!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field of dating!
Relationship Riddles
Why did the girl bring a pencil to her date?
In case she had to draw the line!
What do you call a couple who go to the gym together?
Workout partners in love!
Why did the guy break up with his calendar?
He felt it was too dated!
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam! This date is going swimmingly!
I told my date I wanted to be spontaneous.
So we ended up sitting on the couch!
Why did the couple go to therapy?
They needed help with their “issues”!
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat?
You’re purrr-fect for me!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything
including dating!
Love and Laughter
What did the boy say to the girl at the gym?
I like your body; let’s work out together!
Why did the man propose to his girlfriend in front of a mirror?
He wanted to reflect on their love!
I told my date I was a chef.
She said
Can you spice things up?
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing
it just let out a little wine!
Why did the girl break up with the clock?
It was too time-consuming!
I asked my date if she wanted to play a game.
She said
Only if it’s not a board game!
What did the couple say during their picnic?
This is un-fur-gettable!
Why did the girl bring a suitcase on her date?
Because she was ready for a getaway!
Thanks for enjoying these dad jokes about dating! If you’re in the mood for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about cookies or explore the prehistoric humor in our dad jokes about dinosaurs. Keep smiling and laughing as you navigate the dating world!