Profile Puns
Why did the dating app profile get rejected?
It didn’t have enough character!
I told my date I was a magician.
Now she wants to see my disappearing act!
Why did the computer break up with the smartphone?
It found someone more compatible!
My dating profile is like a fine wine.
It gets better with age
but it still gives me a headache!
Why did the scarecrow get so many matches?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
My dating app bio says I love long walks.
But only to the fridge!
Why do dating apps love math?
Because they’re all about finding the right equation!
What do you call a dating app for fish?
Something fishy!
Message Mishaps
Why did the guy send a picture of a ladder?
He wanted to take their relationship to the next level!
What did one dating app message say to the other?
“You’ve got me hooked!”
Why do dating app users love gardening?
Because they’re always trying to grow their connections!
What do you call a bad pickup line on a dating app?
A real “swipe-left”!
Why did the emoji break up with the text?
It felt like they were just not on the same wavelength!
What did the dating app user say to their crush?
“You must be Wi-Fi
because I’m really feeling a connection!”
Why was the dating app user always calm?
Because they knew how to handle their “swipe” stress!
What did the ghost say on the dating app?
“I’m just looking for someone to lift my spirits!”
First Date Funnies
Why did the tomato turn red on the date?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the coffee say to the sugar on their first date?
“You make me sweet!”
Why did the bicycle fall in love on its first date?
Because it was two-tired of being alone!
What did one ocean say to the other on a date?
Nothing
they just waved!
Why did the couple bring a ladder to their first date?
They heard the food was on another level!
What did the sushi say to the bee on their date?
“Wasabi!”
Why did the couple go to the gym on their first date?
They wanted to work on their “relationship goals”!
Why did the scarecrow get a second date?
Because he was a-maize-ing!
Swipe Stories
Why do dating apps love the alphabet?
Because they’re always looking for the “right” letter!
What did the dating app user say after a bad date?
“Guess I swiped right into a wrong turn!”
Why was the dating app user always calm?
Because they knew how to handle their “swipe” stress!
What did the guy say after swiping left?
“I guess we just weren’t a match!”
Why did the dating app user bring a pencil?
In case they needed to draw a better match!
What do you call a dating app for pirates?
Arrr-anged marriages!
Why did the smartphone break up with the tablet?
It found someone more “touching”!
What did the dating app user say to the coffee?
“You brew-tiful!”
Relationship Revelations
Why did the couple start a band?
Because they had great chemistry!
What did the matchmaker say to the lonely computer?
“You need a byte of love!”
Why did the dating app user bring a dictionary?
To find the right words!
What did the relationship say to the dating app?
“You complete me!”
Why did the smartphone break up with the charger?
It felt drained!
What did the couple say after their first dance?
“We really clicked!”
Why do dating apps love music?
Because they’re all about finding the right tune!
What did the lovebird say to its partner?
“You’re my tweet heart!”
Thanks for enjoying these dad jokes about dating apps! Whether you’re swiping right or just having a laugh humor can make the dating scene a bit brighter. If you’re in the mood for more laughs
check out these dad jokes about data or explore some dad jokes about daughters. Happy dating!