Jokes about Europe
Why did France always win at chess?
Because they have the best “check” mates!
What do you call a fake noodle in Italy?
An impasta!
Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with Germany?
Because they always follow the rules!
Why did the British tea always get invited to parties?
Because it’s always steeped in good conversation!
What did the Spanish waiter say to the customer who ordered a salad?
“Lettuce taco ‘bout it!”
Why do the Dutch love windmills?
Because they’re always up for a little “spin”!
How do you greet a Scandinavian?
“Nordic to see you!”
Why did the Greek man bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Jokes about Asia
Why is Japan so good at baseball?
Because they’re always “pitching” in!
What do you call a Chinese bear who loves to dance?
A panda-mime!
Why did the Indian chef get kicked out of the kitchen?
He couldn’t handle the “curry” pressure!
What’s a Thai person’s favorite game?
“Pad Thai” and seek!
Why did the Vietnamese coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What did the Korean say to his friend who was late?
“You’re so ‘kimchi’!”
Why did the Filipino student bring a ladder to school?
To reach the “high” grades!
What’s a Japanese cat’s favorite movie?
“The Purr-lace!”
Jokes about Africa
Why don’t elephants use computers in Africa?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
What do you call a lazy lion?
A “couch” lion!
Why did the giraffe get kicked out of the bar?
Because he was too “tall” for the drinks!
What did the African farmer say when he lost his tractor?
“Where’s my tractor?”
Why do zebras never play cards?
Because they’re afraid of cheetahs!
What’s a Nigerian’s favorite type of music?
“Afro-beat”!
Why was the Sahara desert always so calm?
Because it knows how to “sand” its ground!
What did the South African say to the sun?
“You’re a real ‘ray’ of sunshine!”
Jokes about the Americas
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To apologize to the other side!
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
Carlos!
Why don’t Americans play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when they yell “Marco!”
What’s a Brazilian’s favorite type of music?
Samba-lance!
Why did the Argentinian soccer player bring string to the game?
To tie the score!
What did the American say to the cheese?
“You’re looking gouda today!”
Why did the Chilean student bring a pencil to bed?
To draw his dreams!
What do you call a snowman in the USA?
A puddle!
Jokes about Oceania
Why don’t kangaroos ever get lost?
Because they always have a “jump” on the map!
What did the Australian say to the crab?
“Stop being so shellfish!”
Why did the kiwi fruit break up with the banana?
Because it found someone more “a-peeling”!
What do you call a Tasmanian devil who tells jokes?
A “pun” devil!
Why did the surfer bring a pencil to the beach?
To draw some waves!
What do you call a sheep that tells jokes?
A “baa-d” comedian!
Why did the ocean break up with the beach?
Because it found someone deeper!
What’s a New Zealander’s favorite game?
“Kiwi” and seek!
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