Red Jokes
Why did the red crayon break up with the blue crayon?
Because it found someone who was a little more vibrant!
What did the tomato say to the apple?
You’re looking a little green today!
Why do red things always win?
Because they know how to take the lead!
Why did the red stop sign go to therapy?
It couldn’t stop thinking about its past!
What did the red paint say to the canvas?
Let’s make a masterpiece together!
Why are red lights so good at telling stories?
They always have a good stop and go!
Why did the red apple go to school?
It wanted to become a little smarter!
Why do red roses always get invited to parties?
Because they know how to bloom where they’re planted!
Blue Jokes
Why did the blue paint always feel down?
Because it was always feeling a little blue!
What did the ocean say to the sky?
Nothing
it just waved!
Why did the bluebird get a promotion?
Because it always flew above and beyond!
Why was the blue crayon always calm?
Because it knew how to keep its cool!
What do you call a sad blue color?
A blue-mour!
Why did the blue sweater get a job?
It wanted to earn some extra threads!
What did the blue paint say to the artist?
Don’t worry
I’ll help you lighten up!
Why did the blue whale bring a suitcase?
It was ready for a whale of a time!
Green Jokes
Why did the green pepper break up with the red pepper?
Because it found someone more a-peeling!
What did the grass say to the lawn mower?
Stop cutting me down!
Why do green vegetables never get lost?
They always follow the “green lights”!
What did the green light say to the red light?
Don’t worry
I’ll take it from here!
Why was the green paint always happy?
Because it was always feeling fresh!
Why did the frog like the green lily pad?
It was the perfect place to jump into relaxation!
What do you call a green dinosaur?
A “dino-sore” from all that running!
Why did the cucumber win the race?
Because it was a real “pickler”!
Yellow Jokes
Why was the lemon always invited to parties?
Because it knew how to zest things up!
What did the banana say to the lemon?
You’re looking a-peeling today!
Why did the yellow paint get a promotion?
Because it always brightened up the room!
What did the sun say to the yellow flower?
You’re my ray of sunshine!
Why do yellow lights always get ahead?
Because they know when to go and when to slow down!
Why did the yellow duck go to school?
To improve its quack-tics!
What did the yellow pencil say to the paper?
Let’s draw up some good times!
Why did the school bus paint itself yellow?
Because it wanted to stand out on the road!
Purple Jokes
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
What did the purple paint say to the artist?
Let’s create something grape!
Why was the eggplant always so confident?
Because it knew it was the “egg-cellent” choice!
What do you call a purple fruit that tells jokes?
A pun-apple!
Why did the purple flower get a medal?
Because it was outstanding in its field!
Why did the purple crayon feel lonely?
Because it was always the last one picked!
What did the violet say to the sunflower?
Stop being so sunny all the time!
Why did the purple dragon get a job?
It wanted to be a little more “fire” proof!
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