Frosty Puns
Why did the snowman call for a meeting?
He wanted to discuss his “chill” factor.
What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog!
Why did the ice cube break up with the water?
It found someone cooler.
What did the winter say to the summer?
“You’re just too hot to handle!”
Why did the snowman get a job?
He wanted to make some “cold hard cash.”
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the winter jacket apply for a job?
It wanted to earn a little “extra warmth.”
How do snowmen greet each other?
“Ice to meet you!”
Chilly Situations
Why did the thermometer break up with the barometer?
It couldn’t handle the pressure!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why do winter sports enthusiasts make terrible friends?
They always leave you out in the cold!
What do you call a snowman who tells tall tales?
A flake!
How do you know it’s really cold outside?
Your coffee freezes before you can drink it!
What did the snow say to the road?
“I’m going to flake out on you!”
Why did the winter break up with the autumn?
It needed some space to chill!
What do you call a cold cat?
A “purr-ito”!
Winter Wonders
Why did the polar bear keep a diary?
To keep track of his “bear-y” cold days!
What do you call a snowman’s favorite music?
Anything with a good “chill” beat!
Why do trees in winter always look so sad?
Because they’re “leafing” their friends behind!
What did one winter coat say to the other?
“You’re looking a little ‘down’ today!”
Why was the snow globe so popular?
It always had a “shaking” good time!
What did the ice say to the water?
“You’re too hot to handle!”
Why are winter nights so long?
Because the stars need extra time to “chill” out!
What do you call a snowman with a carrot nose?
A “root” vegetable!
Snowy Humor
Why did the winter sweater go to school?
To get a little “knit-elligence”!
What do you call a snowman that tells jokes?
A “frosty” comedian!
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it was “chillin'” too hard!
What do you call a snowman’s favorite game?
“Freeze tag!”
Why was the snowman looking for a new job?
He wanted to “melt” into a better position!
What do you get when you cross winter with a joke?
A “snow-larious” punchline!
Why did the snowflake go to school?
To become a “flake-torian”!
What do you call a snowman who loves to dance?
A “frosty” mover!
Cold Weather Quips
Why did the snowman bring a ladder?
He wanted to reach new “heights” of coolness!
What do you call a frozen detective?
A “chill” investigator!
Why are winter days so short?
Because they keep getting “cut off” by the cold!
What do you call a snowman’s favorite drink?
“Ice” tea!
Why was the snowman always calm?
Because he knew how to keep his cool!
What do you get when it snows in the jungle?
A “chilly” reception!
Why did the snowman go to therapy?
He had too many “ice-olated” feelings!
What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A “melt-down”!
We hope these cold weather dad jokes brought a smile to your face! Whether you’re bundled up at home or enjoying a winter wonderland
a good laugh can warm your spirits. If you’re in the mood for more laughs
check out these dad jokes about cheese or explore some funny dad jokes about college. Stay warm and keep laughing!