Caffeinated Puns
Why do coffee beans never get in trouble?
Because they know how to espresso themselves!
What did the coffee say to the sugar?
You make life sweet!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What’s a coffee’s favorite film?
A Mug’s Life!
How do you feel when you run out of coffee?
Depresso!
Why did the coffee break up with the sugar?
It found someone who grounds it better!
What do you call sad coffee?
Depresso!
Why did the espresso keep checking its watch?
Because it was pressed for time!
Brewing Humor
What’s a coffee’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
Why did the coffee go to school?
To get a little mug-nificence!
What did the latte say to the cappuccino?
You foam me up!
Why did the coffee bean go to therapy?
It had too many grounds for concern!
How does a coffee bean greet you?
With a warm welcome!
Why do coffee lovers always carry a pen?
In case they need to espresso their thoughts!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
A mug of sorrow!
Why did the coffee apply for a job?
It wanted to make a latte money!
Daily Grind
What did one coffee say to the other?
We make a great brew-tiful pair!
Why do coffee enthusiasts never get lost?
Because they always follow the grounds!
Why did the barista break up with the coffee?
It just wasn’t brewing anymore!
What’s a coffee’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
because it loves to blend in!
Why don’t coffee beans ever play hide and seek?
Because they always get found in the grind!
How do you know if a coffee is a good listener?
It’s always brewing up some good conversation!
What did the coffee say to the donut?
You complete my morning!
Why did the coffee start a band?
It wanted to rock the mug!
Espresso Yourself
What did the coffee say to the cream?
You make me feel so frothy!
Why did the espresso refuse to play cards?
Because it was afraid of getting mugged!
What did the coffee say during the argument?
Let’s not brew over it!
Why did the coffee bean get in trouble?
It was caught beaning around!
What’s a coffee’s favorite type of exercise?
Jumping jacks
because it loves to get pumped!
Why did the coffee refuse to leave the house?
It was afraid of being grounded!
What do you call a coffee that’s always late?
A slow brew!
Why did the coffee blush?
Because it saw the mug’s bottom!
Java Jests
What do you call a coffee that tells jokes?
A pun-derful brew!
Why did the coffee get a promotion?
It was always brewing up great ideas!
What did the coffee say to its boss?
I’m ready to espresso myself!
Why was the coffee always calm?
Because it knew how to latte its worries go!
What’s a coffee’s favorite type of joke?
A brew-haha!
Why do coffee beans never lie?
Because they’re always grounded in truth!
What did the coffee say to the tea?
You’re steeping on my territory!
Why did the coffee get invited to every party?
Because it always perked everyone up!
We hope you enjoyed these coffee-themed dad jokes! If you’re in the mood for more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about books or get ready for Father’s Day with some hilarious dad jokes about Father’s Day. Keep brewing the laughter!