Math Class Jokes
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
Why did the student wear glasses in math class?
To improve di-vision!
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
Times Square!
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees!
What do you call a teacher who doesn’t pass gas?
A toot-er!
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal?
Because he would have to convert!
Science Class Jokes
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
What did one lab rat say to the other?
I’ve got my scientist’s license; I’m ready to experiment!
Why did the biology teacher break up with the chemistry teacher?
There was no chemistry!
What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder!
Why did the physics teacher go to the beach?
To catch some waves!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet!
What did the biologist wear to impress their date?
Designer genes!
Why did the teacher go to jail?
Because she had too many charges!
History Class Jokes
Why did the history teacher bring a ladder to class?
To reach new heights in learning!
What did the American history book say to the world history book?
You’re just too global for me!
Why was the history teacher always calm?
Because they knew how to keep their past in perspective!
What did the Romans say before starting a math class?
Divide and conquer!
Why did the teacher go to the principal’s office?
To discuss some ancient history!
Why was the medieval knight always tired?
Because he worked knight shifts!
What do you call a history teacher who can play the piano?
A class-act!
Why did the archaeologist break up with their partner?
They were too old to date!
Language Arts Class Jokes
Why did the grammar teacher break up with the punctuation teacher?
Because they had too many comma issues!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why did the student bring a ladder to language arts class?
To reach the high notes in poetry!
What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
Pointless!
Why did the thesaurus break up with the dictionary?
It found someone more interesting!
What do you call a cat who loves to read?
A purr-fect scholar!
Why did the student get kicked out of the library?
Because they were caught reading between the lines!
What did the teacher say to the student who was always reading?
You’re really book-smart!
Art Class Jokes
Why did the artist go to jail?
Because they were framed!
What do you call a painting of a cat?
A purr-trait!
Why did the paintbrush break up with the pencil?
It found someone more colorful!
What do you call a dog that does art?
A labra-doodle!
Why did the sculpture break up with the painting?
It found the relationship too flat!
What did the art teacher say to the student who spilled paint?
It’s okay; we can always make a splash!
Why did the artist get kicked out of class?
For drawing too much attention!
What did the paint say to the canvas?
We’re a perfect match!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious dad jokes about classes! Whether you’re in math
science
history
language arts
or art
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