Church Services
Why did the pastor bring a ladder to church?
He wanted to reach new heights in his sermons!
Why did the choir break up?
They couldn’t find common notes!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic!
Why do churches make terrible secret agents?
Because they can’t keep their “confessions”!
Why did the church get a new roof?
To improve its “heavenly” views!
What’s a church’s favorite type of music?
Holy Rollers!
Why did the Bible start a gardening club?
Because it wanted to grow its “faith”!
What did the preacher say to the congregation that kept falling asleep?
Wake up and smell the “holy coffee”!
Church Events
Why did the church bake sale get canceled?
They couldn’t find enough “dough”!
What did the church say about the potluck?
It was “heavenly” delicious!
Why did the church picnic have so many ants?
Because they heard it was a “holy gathering”!
What do you call a church that serves fast food?
A “drive-thru” ministry!
Why did the church choir go to the bank?
To get their “notes” in order!
What’s a church’s favorite game?
Hide and “seek salvation”!
Why was the church’s fundraiser so successful?
Because they had great “spirit”!
Why did the church’s youth group start a band?
To spread the “good news” through music!
Church Characters
What did the deacon say to the confused visitor?
Don’t worry
it’s all part of the “divine plan”!
Why did the pastor always carry a pencil?
In case he had to “draw” a crowd!
What did the church janitor say after cleaning?
It’s all in a day’s “sweep”!
Why was the church musician always calm?
Because he had perfect “harmony”!
What did the Sunday School teacher say to the misbehaving child?
You’re in for a “holy lesson”!
Why did the pastor start a gardening business?
He wanted to “plant” more seeds of faith!
What did the church member say to the sermon that went too long?
This is a “test of my patience”!
Why was the church’s computer so good at prayer?
Because it had a great “connection”!
Church Symbols
What did the cross say to the church?
I’m just here for the “support”!
Why did the church bell get a promotion?
Because it really knew how to “ring” in the changes!
What do you call a religious candle?
A “light” of hope!
Why did the stained glass window apply for a job?
It wanted to “brighten” people’s days!
What did the church steeple say to the roof?
I’ve got your “back”!
Why did the Bible get a new cover?
Because it wanted to “dress” for success!
What do you call a religious fish?
Something that’s “fin-ally” saved!
Why did the church pews get new upholstery?
To make them more “comfortable for the soul”!
Church Teachings
What did the pastor say about the importance of patience?
It’s a “virtue” that takes time!
Why did the church emphasize kindness?
Because it’s the “golden rule”!
Why did the church teach about sharing?
Because it’s the “bread of life”!
What did the congregation learn about forgiveness?
It’s the “key” to freedom!
Why did the church promote love?
Because it’s the “greatest commandment”!
What did the pastor say about honesty?
It’s the “best policy” in any congregation!
Why is faith like a mustard seed?
Because it can “grow” into something big!
What did the church teach about hope?
It’s the “anchor” for the soul!
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