Classic Chicken Jokes
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a chicken that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen!
Why did the chicken sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?
Chicken Caesar salad!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants!
Funny Chicken Puns
What do you call a chicken who loves to play basketball?
A foul fowl!
Why don’t chickens like playing hide and seek?
Because they always get egg-sposed!
How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the eggs-it!
What do you call a chicken that can’t stop telling secrets?
A blab-bawk!
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
To talk to the other side!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
Why did the chicken get a penalty?
For fowl play!
What do you call a chicken that tells the future?
A hen-chanter!
Chicken Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Egg. Egg who? Egg-cited to see you!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Cluck. Cluck who? Cluck your doors
it’s cold outside!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Hen. Hen who? Hen you gonna let me in?
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Coop. Coop who? Coop up your jokes
they’re too funny!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Chick. Chick who? Chick out this joke!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Egg-cellent. Egg-cellent who? Egg-cellent to see you!
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Rooster. Rooster who? Rooster you’re going to let me in?
Knock
knock.
Who’s there? Fowl. Fowl who? Fowl you doing today?
Chicken Food Jokes
What do you call a chicken that loves to cook?
A chef-chicken!
Why did the chicken get a job at the restaurant?
Because it was a great egg-spert!
What did the chicken order at the restaurant?
Eggs-tra crispy!
How do chickens prefer their eggs?
Egg-sactly how they like them!
What’s a chicken’s favorite dessert?
Egg custard!
Why did the chicken cross the road to the bakery?
To get some egg rolls!
What do you call a chicken that loves to eat?
A peckish hen!
What’s a chicken’s favorite type of music?
Egg-citing tunes!
Chicken Science Jokes
What do you call a chicken that studies biology?
A hen-gineer!
Why did the chicken go to school?
To improve its egg-ducation!
What did the chicken say to the scientist?
Egg-speriment on me!
Why don’t chickens like math?
Because they can’t egg-spress themselves!
What’s a chicken’s favorite part of science?
Egg-ology!
Why did the chicken join the gym?
To work on its pecks!
What do you call a chicken that’s good at physics?
A cluck-tician!
Why was the chicken a great student?
It always egg-scelled in class!
Thanks for clucking around with these chicken jokes! If you’re in the mood for more laughs
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