Atomic Humor
Why do chemists like nitrates?
Because they’re cheaper than day rates!
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
HeHe!
Why did the chemist break up with his girlfriend?
There was no chemistry!
What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t helium
and you can’t curium
then you might as well barium!
Why are chemists excellent at solving problems?
They have all the solutions!
What did one ion say to another?
I’ve got my ion you!
Why did the chemist go to jail?
Because he was caught with too many moles!
How do you organize a space party?
You planet with a chemist!
Covalent Connections
What did the chemist wear to impress his date?
A covalent bond!
Why do chemists enjoy playing hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when they can always find your “element”!
Why did the chemist bring a ladder to the bar?
To reach the high spirits!
What did the chemist say when he found gold in his lab?
Au-some!
Why did the proton bring a suitcase?
Because it wanted to travel with positive charge!
What do you call a tooth in a chemist’s mouth?
A molar mass!
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
What did the chemist say when he was asked to make a joke?
I’ll try to make it a reaction!
Periodic Puns
What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder!
Why did the chemist go broke?
Because he lost his balance!
What did the scientist say about his periodic table?
It’s element-ary!
Why do chemists love the periodic table?
Because it has all the elements of surprise!
What did the noble gas say to the other elements?
You’re all so reactive!
Why did the chemist stay calm during the explosion?
He had a lot of reactions under control!
What did the chemistry teacher say to her students?
Let’s bond over some fun!
Why did the chlorine break up with sodium?
Because she found him too salty!
Lab Laughs
Why did the chemist get kicked off the plane?
He kept trying to carry on his experiments!
What do you call a scientist who specializes in the study of bad jokes?
A pun-dergraduate!
Why did the chemist always carry a pencil?
In case he needed to draw some conclusions!
What did the chemist say when he finished his experiment?
That was a “reaction” worth having!
Why did the chemist start a gardening business?
He wanted to grow his own solutions!
What do you call a chemist who is also a musician?
A lab-ber musician!
Why did the chemist bring a broom to the lab?
To sweep up the reactions!
What did the chemist say to his lab partner?
We’re a great “pair” of molecules!
Reactionary Riddles
What did the chemist say before starting his presentation?
Let’s get this reaction started!
Why did the chemist always carry a calculator?
To keep track of his reactions!
What did the chemist say when he was complimented?
Thanks
I’m just trying to stay positive!
Why do chemists love nature?
Because it has all the right elements!
What did the chemist say when he found his missing element?
It’s about time we reunited!
Why did the chemist refuse to play cards?
Because he was afraid of getting dealt a bad reaction!
What do you call a chemist who specializes in explosives?
A blast from the past!
Why did the chemist start a bakery?
He wanted to make some dough with his reactions!
And there you have it—50 hilarious dad jokes that will surely spark some laughter in any chemistry class! Whether you’re a student
teacher
or just someone who appreciates a good pun
these jokes are bound to resonate with you. If you’re looking for more humor
check out our collection of dad jokes about butter and dad jokes about colors for even more fun! Happy joking!