Engine Puns
Why did the car break up with the motorcycle?
It couldn’t handle the relationship.
What did the engine say to the transmission?
You’re shifting my gears!
Why did the mechanic sleep under the car?
Because he wanted to get up oily in the morning!
What do you call a car that never stops?
A tireless vehicle!
Why did the car apply for a job?
It wanted to get a little more mileage out of life!
How do cars greet each other?
With a “brake” and a smile!
Why did the car go to therapy?
It had too many exhaust issues!
What did one car say to another at the red light?
Stop staring
it’s a little “brake” time!
Tire Jokes
Why did the tire go to school?
To get a little “tread”ucation!
What do you call a tire that tells jokes?
A “pun”-cture!
Why are tires so good at keeping secrets?
Because they know how to “roll” with it!
What did the flat tire say to the driver?
I’m just a little “deflated” right now!
Why did the tire refuse to play cards?
It was afraid of getting “spun”!
What do you call a tire that loves to dance?
A “wheel” of fortune!
Why did the tire go to therapy?
It had too many “pressure” issues!
What did the tire say to the road?
I’m “tread”-ing lightly here!
Fuel Jokes
Why did the car go to the gas station?
It needed a little “fill-up” of confidence!
What do you call a fuel-efficient car?
A “gas”tronomical success!
Why do cars make terrible comedians?
They can’t find the right “punch” line!
What did the fuel say to the car?
I’m “pumped” to be here!
Why did the car refuse to run?
It was “exhausted” from all the drama!
What did the driver say when he ran out of gas?
I’m “fuel”ing a bit down!
Why did the electric car break up with the gas car?
It found the relationship too “exhausting”!
What do you call a fuel gauge that tells jokes?
A “pun”ctual indicator!
Speedy Jokes
Why did the car get a speeding ticket?
It couldn’t “brake” its bad habits!
What do you call a car that’s always in a hurry?
A “rush” hour vehicle!
Why was the racecar always calm?
Because it knew how to “stay in its lane”!
What do you call a slow car?
A “snail” mobile!
Why did the sports car break up with the sedan?
It needed more “space” to speed!
What did the speedometer say to the driver?
You’re really “driving” me crazy!
Why was the car always late?
It kept “stalling” for time!
What do you call a car that tells tall tales?
A “speed”ster of fiction!
General Car Humor
Why did the car apply for a job?
It wanted to make some “extra cash”!
What do you call a car that can sing?
A “tune”-up vehicle!
Why did the car always carry a pencil?
In case it needed to “draw” a line!
What did the car say when it was feeling down?
I’m just “brake”-ing apart!
Why did the convertible break up?
Too many “ex-haust” issues!
What do you call a car that loves to play hide and seek?
A “seek”ing vehicle!
Why did the car bring a ladder?
To reach new “heights”!
What do you call a car that loves to travel?
A “roaming” vehicle!
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