Chocolate Jokes
Why did the chocolate go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
What do you call a sad chocolate?
A chocolate tear!
Why did the chocolate bar break up with the gummy bear?
It found someone more a-peeling!
What’s a chocolate’s favorite type of music?
Anything that’s a little bit sweet!
Why did the chocolate apply for a job?
It wanted to get a little more dough!
What did the chocolate say to the peanut butter?
We make a great pair!
Why was the chocolate so good at math?
It was great at solving problems!
What did one chocolate say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
You’re the sweetest thing!
Gummy Jokes
Why did the gummy bear cross the road?
To get to the other chewy side!
What do you get when you cross a gummy bear with a computer?
A gummy byte!
Why are gummy bears so good at keeping secrets?
Because they’re always in a sticky situation!
What did the gummy worm say to the apple?
Stop being so core-ny!
What’s a gummy bear’s favorite exercise?
Chewy lifts!
How do gummy bears stay in shape?
They do gummy aerobics!
What did one gummy bear say to the other at the party?
Let’s get this party chewin’!
Why did the gummy bear get a promotion?
Because it was always so sweet!
Lollipop Jokes
What did the lollipop say to the gum?
Quit sticking around!
Why did the lollipop break up with the chocolate?
It found someone with more flavor!
What’s a lollipop’s favorite game?
Stick and catch!
How do lollipops communicate?
They use sweet talk!
Why did the lollipop go to the doctor?
It had a bad case of the sticks!
What do you call a lollipop that tells jokes?
A pun-ny sucker!
Why are lollipops great friends?
Because they always stick together!
What did the lollipop say to the ice cream?
You’re cool
but I’m sweeter!
Candy Bar Jokes
Why did the candy bar get a ticket?
For being too sweet on the road!
What do you call a candy bar that loves to dance?
A Twirl-o!
Why did the candy bar join the gym?
To get a little more crunch!
What’s a candy bar’s favorite movie?
Anything with a lot of twists!
Why did the candy bar go to therapy?
It had too many wrappers!
What did the candy bar say when it won an award?
I’m just here for the chocolate glory!
Why was the candy bar always invited to parties?
Because it’s a real treat!
How does a candy bar stay in touch?
With sweet messages!
Hard Candy Jokes
What did the hard candy say to the dentist?
I’m just here for a little polish!
Why did the hard candy go to the party?
It wanted to rock the sweet tooth!
What do you call a hard candy that tells tall tales?
A candy fibber!
Why do hard candies never get lost?
Because they always stick to the path!
What did the hard candy say during the race?
I’m in it for the long haul!
Why was the hard candy always calm?
Because it knew how to keep its cool!
What do you call a hard candy that loves to sing?
A sweet serenade!
Why did the hard candy break up with the soft candy?
It needed some space to harden!
We hope you enjoyed these sweet and silly dad jokes about candy! If you’re craving more laughs
check out our collection of dad jokes about cake or indulge in some dad jokes about chocolate. Keep smiling and spreading the sweetness!