Calendar Puns
Why did the calendar apply for a job?
It wanted to get some dates!
What did the calendar say to the planner?
You’re really good at organizing my life!
Why do calendars make great friends?
They always have your back
month after month!
What did the calendar do when it got a promotion?
It marked the occasion!
Why was the calendar always calm?
It knew how to take things one day at a time!
What do you call a calendar that tells jokes?
A pun-derful planner!
Why did the calendar break up with the clock?
It felt like they were just going in circles!
What’s a calendar’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat to keep the dates moving!
Time Management Jokes
Why did the calendar get kicked out of school?
It kept skipping class!
What does a calendar do when it’s stressed?
It takes a day off!
Why did the calendar get a promotion?
Because it was always on time!
What did the calendar say to the procrastinator?
Don’t worry
there’s always tomorrow!
Why did the calendar bring a ladder to work?
To reach new heights in productivity!
How does a calendar stay in shape?
It exercises its dates!
What did the calendar say to the busy bee?
Let’s make some sweet plans!
Why don’t calendars ever get lost?
They always know their way around dates!
Seasonal Jokes
What did the calendar say to winter?
Chill out
spring is coming!
Why do calendars love summer?
Because they can finally take a break!
What did the calendar do on New Year’s Eve?
It threw a party to celebrate the new dates!
How do calendars greet each other in the fall?
Happy leaf-ing season!
Why was the calendar excited about spring?
It was time for a fresh start!
What’s a calendar’s favorite holiday?
Any day that’s marked with fun!
Why did the calendar love autumn?
Because it was full of colorful dates!
What do you call a calendar that’s always late?
A procrastinator’s planner!
Funny Date Jokes
What did one date say to the other?
We’re going to have a great time together!
Why did the calendar always get invited to parties?
Because it knows how to have a good time!
What do you call a date that’s always ready?
Prepared and punctual!
Why did the calendar date go to therapy?
It had too many issues to resolve!
What did the calendar say to the romantic?
Let’s make some plans for love!
Why did the calendar get a date with the clock?
They were a perfect match for timing!
What’s a calendar’s favorite type of date?
One that’s well-planned!
Why did the calendar break up with the planner?
It needed some space to breathe!
Calendar Confessions
What does a calendar do when it has a secret?
It keeps it under wraps until the right date!
Why did the calendar feel guilty?
It missed an important date!
What do you call a calendar that can’t keep a secret?
A blabbering planner!
Why did the calendar feel overwhelmed?
It had too many dates to remember!
What’s a calendar’s biggest fear?
Being out of sync!
Why was the calendar always anxious?
It was afraid of running out of time!
What did the calendar confess to its therapist?
I just can’t handle all these dates!
How does a calendar deal with regret?
It learns from the past and moves on!
We hope you enjoyed these calendar jokes and had a good laugh! If you’re looking for more humor check out these hilarious dad jokes about boobs or dive into some funny dad jokes about church. There’s always a reason to smile no matter the topic!