Birthday Puns
Why did the birthday cake go to school?
It wanted to be a smartie!
What did the teddy bear say when it was offered cake?
I’m stuffed!
Why did the birthday balloon get kicked out of the party?
It was too full of hot air!
What do you call a birthday party for a cat?
A purr-thday celebration!
Why did the candles break up?
They couldn’t see eye to eye!
What did the birthday boy say to the cake?
You’re the icing on my day!
Why did the birthday card go to therapy?
It had too many emotional attachments!
What’s a birthday cake’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
Age-Related Jokes
Why do we never tell secrets on a birthday?
Because age always gives it away!
What did one birthday candle say to the other?
We’re getting old!
Why did the old man put his money in the blender?
Because he wanted to make some liquid assets for his birthday!
How do you know you’re getting old?
When the candles cost more than the cake!
What’s the best way to celebrate turning 40?
With a cake that has a side of denial!
Why did the skeleton not go to the birthday party?
He had no body to celebrate with!
What do you call a birthday celebration for a mathematician?
A pi party!
Why don’t we ever tell secrets on birthdays?
Because they might get old!
Gift Jokes
What do you call a birthday gift that tells jokes?
A pun-derful present!
Why did the gift wrap get a promotion?
It was a real package deal!
What’s a birthday gift’s favorite game?
Wrap it up and see!
Why did the birthday gift break up with the wrapping paper?
It felt unwrapped!
What do you get a birthday gift that has everything?
A gift receipt!
Why was the birthday gift so good at math?
It knew how to calculate fun!
What did the gift say to the birthday kid?
I’m all yours to unwrap!
Why did the gift feel lonely?
It didn’t want to be just a box!
Party Jokes
Why did the birthday party go to jail?
It was charged with too much fun!
What did the party hat say to the cake?
You make me feel so festive!
Why was the birthday party so great?
Because it had all the right ingredients!
What’s a ghost’s favorite part of a birthday party?
The boo-quet!
Why did the party planner get fired?
They couldn’t handle the pressure of the balloons!
What did the piñata say to the birthday kid?
Hit me with your best shot!
Why did the birthday party end early?
Because it ran out of steam!
How do you organize a fantastic birthday party?
You planet!
Food Jokes
What did the cupcake say to the birthday cake?
You’re the icing on my day!
Why did the birthday cake go to therapy?
It felt crumby!
What’s a birthday party’s favorite snack?
Cheerios
because they’re always a-peeling!
Why did the cookie cry at the birthday party?
Because it felt crumby!
What do you call a cake with a sense of humor?
A chuckle cake!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the birthday party?
It ran out of juice!
What’s a birthday cake’s favorite game?
Hide and seek
because it loves to be found!
Why did the ice cream cone get invited to every birthday?
Because it always brings the chill!
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