Feathered Friends
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay
they’d be bagels!
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
A duck tape!
Why did the bird get a penalty?
For using foul language!
How do you get a bird to play the piano?
You give it a tweet!
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon!
Why do birds make great musicians?
Because they have perfect tweet!
What do you call a bird who loves to play basketball?
A hoopoe!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Flighty Funnies
What do you call a bird that tells jokes?
A comedi-hen!
Why did the owl break up with his girlfriend?
She was a real hoot!
How do crows stick together?
Velcrow!
What do you call a bird that loves to play cards?
A poker bird!
Why did the flamingo get kicked out of the party?
Because he was too pink and didn’t blend in!
What did the bird say to his girlfriend?
You’re the tweetest!
Why did the turkey sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
What do you call a bird that can sing?
A tweet star!
Winging It
Why do chickens make great comedians?
Because they always crack up!
What do you call a bird that flies over the sea?
A seagullible!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What did the bird say to the bee?
Buzz off
I’m busy!
Why did the pigeon get a promotion?
Because he was coo-perative!
What do you call a bird that loves math?
A math-ern!
Why did the robin go to the hospital?
Because it had a tweetment!
What do you call a bird that loves to read?
A bookworm bird!
Avian Antics
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What do you call a bird who gets lost?
A wandering peacock!
Why did the crow sit on the telephone wire?
It wanted to make a long-distance call!
What do you call a bird that loves to tell stories?
A tale-gull!
Why did the duck go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling a bit down!
What do you call a bird that can play the guitar?
A strum-bird!
Why did the eagle sit on the egg?
Because it wanted to hatch a plan!
What do you call a bird that can’t stop singing?
A songbird!
Beaks and Giggles
Why did the sparrow bring a suitcase?
Because it was ready to migrate!
What do you call a bird that loves to dance?
A jig-gull!
Why did the canary get a job?
Because it wanted to earn its wings!
What do you call a bird that tells tall tales?
A fable bird!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
To go to the ice cream shop!
What do you call a bird that’s always late?
A tardy bird!
Why did the ostrich bury its head in the sand?
Because it was too chicken to face the music!
What do you call a bird that loves to swim?
A waterfowl!
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