Heat Waves
Why did the sun go to school?
To get a little brighter!
What do you call a hot dog on a sunny day?
A frankfurter in the sun!
Why did the temperature break up with the thermometer?
It found someone hotter!
How do you keep cool in a hot room?
Stand next to a fan-tastic person!
What did one heat wave say to the other?
“Let’s make it a scorcher!”
Why don’t scientists trust atoms in the summer?
Because they make up everything
especially heat!
What’s a hot dog’s favorite type of music?
Anything that’s a little too spicy!
Why did the beach get a promotion?
Because it was always on fire!
Summer Fun
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because it couldn’t handle the heat!
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle!
Why do summer vacations always get hot?
Because they’re full of heated discussions!
What did the sun say to the beach?
“Stop being so shady!”
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay in summer?
Because they’d get too hot under the collar!
What’s a sun’s favorite drink?
A hot cup of sunshine!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing in the heat!
What did the sun say to the moon?
“Stop being so cool!”
Hot Food
Why did the jalapeño get kicked out of the party?
Because it was too hot to handle!
What do you call a spicy pepper that tells jokes?
A pun-derful chili!
Why did the chef break up with the stove?
It was just too hot and steamy!
What’s a hot pepper’s favorite game?
Hot potato!
Why did the oven get promoted?
Because it knew how to rise to the occasion!
What do you call a hot dish that tells stories?
A tale of two casseroles!
Why was the pizza so hot?
Because it was baked with love!
What did the spicy curry say to the rice?
“Let’s heat things up!”
Weather Woes
Why did the weather report get a raise?
Because it was always on fire!
What’s a meteorologist’s favorite exercise?
Heat training!
Why did the cloud bring a ladder?
To reach new heights in the heat!
What do you call a hot day with no breeze?
A real sweat-er!
Why was the sun so good at giving advice?
It always knew how to shine a light on the situation!
What did the thermometer say to the heatwave?
“You’re really raising my temperature!”
Why don’t weather reporters ever get lost?
Because they always follow the heat!
What did the sun say to the clouds?
“Don’t block my shine!”
Hot Takes
Why did the hot take go viral?
Because it was too spicy for the internet!
What do you call a heated debate in summer?
A hot topic!
Why was the argument so intense?
Because it was a real scorcher!
What do you call a hot opinion?
A sizzling take!
Why did the hot sauce get invited to every discussion?
Because it always added flavor!
What’s a heated debate’s favorite drink?
A hot cup of coffee!
Why don’t hot takes ever get cold?
Because they’re always served fresh!
What did the spicy opinion say to the bland one?
“Let’s heat things up a bit!”
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