Banana Basics
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well!
What do you call two bananas on the floor?
Slippers!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it saw the other side was ripe!
What do bananas say when they pick up the phone?
Yellow!
Why do bananas never feel lonely?
Because they hang out in bunches!
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
A real-peel!
How do bananas answer the phone?
“Banana phone!”
Why did the banana break up with the prune?
It found her too dried up!
Banana Puns
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
“Why are you shaking? She’s not even going to eat you!”
How does a banana answer a question?
“I’m not sure
but I’ll find out with a-peel!”
What did one banana say to another at the party?
“I’m going bananas!”
Why did the banana get a job?
Because it wanted to make some dough!
What do you call a banana that tells jokes?
A funny-peel!
Why did the banana get a promotion?
It was a-peeling to the boss!
Why did the banana go to the gym?
To get a little more a-peel!
What do you call a banana that’s a great musician?
A jammin’ banana!
Banana Humor
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal!
What did the banana do when it saw a monkey?
It split!
What did the banana say to the orange?
“You’re looking a-peeling today!”
Why was the banana a good comedian?
Because it always knew how to split the audience!
What’s a banana’s favorite gymnastic move?
The split!
Why did the banana fail its driving test?
It kept slipping up!
What do you call a banana that loves to dance?
A boogie-banana!
Why did the banana go to school?
To become a little smarter-peel!
Banana Wisdom
What did the wise banana say?
“Always peel before you eat!”
Why do bananas never get lost?
Because they always follow the bunch!
What’s a banana’s favorite place to relax?
The hammock
it’s a-peeling!
What advice did the banana give to the apple?
“Don’t worry
you’ll find your core!”
Why are bananas so good at making decisions?
Because they always go with their gut!
What’s a banana’s philosophy?
“Life is better when you’re a-peeling!”
Why do bananas make great friends?
They always stick together!
What did the banana tell the grape?
“Stop whining and start shining!”
Banana Adventures
Why did the banana go on a road trip?
To find its a-peel!
What did the banana say during the adventure?
“Let’s go bananas!”
Why did the banana bring a suitcase?
Because it was going to a-peel in another country!
What do you call a banana that loves to travel?
A globetrotter-peel!
Why did the banana get lost in the jungle?
It couldn’t find its way back to the bunch!
What did the banana say when it reached the mountain?
“I’m on top of the world!”
Why did the banana take a boat trip?
To see the fruit market across the water!
What’s a banana’s favorite vacation spot?
The tropical paradise where it can chill!
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