Falling Leaves
Why did the leaf go to school?
It wanted to be a little smarter before it fell.
What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you!
Why do trees always seem so relaxed in autumn?
Because they know how to let it all go!
What did the tree wear to the autumn party?
Its best leaves!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field of leaves!
What do you call a tree that’s good at math?
A geometry tree
especially in autumn!
Why are leaves so good at playing hide and seek?
Because they always know how to blend in!
What’s a tree’s favorite drink in autumn?
Root beer
of course!
Pumpkin Puns
Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
To get to the patch on the other side!
What do you call a pumpkin that works out?
A gourd with muscles!
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash!
Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
Because it couldn’t find its way to the patch!
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A squash hit!
Why are pumpkins so good at making friends?
Because they’re always open to new patches!
What did the pumpkin say to its crush?
You’re gourd-geous!
Harvest Humor
Why did the farmer plant a seed in the ground?
He wanted to grow a little bit of happiness!
What do you call a farmer who tells jokes?
A corn comedian!
Why did the corn break up with the tomato?
Because it found someone a-peeling!
What’s a farmer’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat and a solid harvest!
Why do farmers make terrible secret agents?
Because they always get caught in the fields!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing
it just let out a little wine!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice!
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music?
Anything that’s a little corny!
Chilly Weather
Why did the sweater break up with the coat?
It felt too cold in that relationship!
What’s a chilly day’s favorite game?
Freeze tag!
Why do ghosts love autumn?
Because it’s the perfect time to chill!
What do you call a cold autumn day?
A brisk walk in the park!
Why was the autumn breeze so popular?
Because it always knew how to blow people away!
What happens to trees in the winter?
They get a little brrrr-anch!
Why did the chilly apple go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling very well!
What did the frost say to the pumpkin?
Chill out!
Thanksgiving Tales
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call a stuffed turkey?
Thanksgiving dinner!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peckan pie!
Why did the pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wore their buckles on their hats!
What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google
google!
Why don’t you ever tell secrets on Thanksgiving?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat to gobble to!
We hope you enjoyed these autumn-themed dad jokes! Whether you’re sharing them at a harvest gathering or just enjoying the crisp air
there’s always a good reason to laugh. For more hilarious content
check out our collection of dad jokes about women or explore some lighthearted dad jokes about balls. Keep the laughter going all season long!