Painting Puns
Why did the painter break up with his girlfriend?
She had too many issues with his brush strokes.
What do you call a painting of a cat?
A purr-trait!
Why did the artist get kicked out of the bar?
He kept drawing attention to himself.
How do painters stay in shape?
They do a lot of canvas exercises!
What did the canvas say to the paint?
You complete me!
Why did the paintbrush apply for a job?
It wanted to make a stroke of genius!
What did the artist say when he finished his painting?
That’s a wrap!
Why did the abstract artist get lost?
He couldn’t find his way through the lines!
Sculpture Smiles
Why did the sculptor break his statue?
He couldn’t handle the pressure!
What did the marble say to the sculptor?
Carve me a break!
Why did the sculpture go to therapy?
It had too many unresolved issues!
What do you call a sculpture of a dog?
A bark-itecture!
Why was the sculpture always calm?
Because it was chiseled from stone!
What did the sculptor say at the end of his speech?
That’s all I have to carve!
Why did the artist become a sculptor?
He wanted to make a solid impression!
What did the sculptor say when he got a compliment?
Thanks
I’m just trying to shape up!
Drawing Delights
What do you call a drawing of a chicken?
A fowl sketch!
Why did the pencil get an award?
It always drew the line at mediocrity!
What did the artist say to his pencil?
You’re my number one draw!
Why did the sketchbook go to school?
To get some drawing lessons!
What did the artist say when he finished his drawing?
That’s a sketchy situation!
Why do artists love to draw on the beach?
Because they can make sand-whiches!
What did the artist say about his doodles?
They’re just a scribble of my imagination!
Why was the drawing always so happy?
Because it was full of bright colors!
Art History Humor
Why did the art historian break up with his partner?
They had too many different perspectives!
What did the Renaissance artist say to his friend?
Let’s get our brush on!
Why was the art history book so cold?
Because it had too many drafts!
What do you call a famous artist who’s always on time?
A punctual Picasso!
Why did the art critic get kicked out of the gallery?
He was too negative!
What did the modern artist say about his latest work?
It’s a masterpiece of confusion!
Why did the art teacher go to jail?
For drawing too many conclusions!
What do you call a lazy artist?
A procrastin-artist!
Mixed Media Mischief
What do you call an artist who uses everything?
A mixed media genius!
Why did the collage artist break up with glue?
It was too sticky for comfort!
What did the artist say when he mixed paint?
It’s a color-ful situation!
Why did the mixed media artist win an award?
He was always putting things together!
What do you call a mixed media piece about vegetables?
A veggie collage!
Why did the artist love using fabric?
It added a whole new layer!
What did the artist say about his mixed media project?
It’s a patchwork of ideas!
Why was the mixed media piece so popular?
It had something for everyone!
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