April Showers
Why did April bring a ladder?
Because she wanted to reach new heights!
What do you call a rainy April day?
A wet blanket of fun!
Why do flowers always bloom in April?
Because they can’t resist the April showers!
What did one raindrop say to another?
“Two’s company
three’s a cloud!”
Why is April so good at making friends?
Because she’s always showering people with kindness!
What did the cloud say to April?
“I’m your biggest fan!”
Why did the umbrella break up with the rain?
It found someone more uplifting!
What do you call a wet April?
A drizzle of fun!
April Fools
Why did the scarecrow win an award on April Fools?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s a prankster’s favorite month?
April
because it’s full of surprises!
Why did the computer go on a diet in April?
It had too many bytes!
What did the April Fool say to the calendar?
“Your days are numbered!”
Why did the chicken cross the road on April Fools?
To get to the other side of the joke!
What do you call a joke that’s not funny in April?
An April fool’s errand!
Why was the math book sad on April Fools?
Because it had too many problems!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on in April?
Nothing
it just let out a little wine!
Springtime Puns
Why do trees always seem so happy in April?
Because they’re leafing their worries behind!
What did the bee say to the flower in April?
“Buzz you later
I’m off to pollinate!”
What’s a gardener’s favorite month?
April
because it’s time to plant some seeds of humor!
Why did the gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!
Why do birds fly south in April?
Because it’s too far to walk!
What do you call a flower that’s always on time?
A punctual petal!
Why did the sun go to school in April?
To get a little brighter!
What do you get when you cross a flower with a dog?
A pup-flower that’s always barking up the right tree!
April Animals
What do you call a cat that loves April?
A purr-fect spring companion!
Why did the frog call his insurance agent in April?
He wanted to make sure he was covered for leap year!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a shellfish?
An April “crabby” bunny!
Why are April cows so happy?
Because they’re always moo-dy!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo in April?
A pouch potato!
Why did the duck go to the comedy show in April?
To quack up!
What do you call a bear that loves April?
A “bear-y” happy camper!
Why did the owl get a promotion in April?
Because he was a hoot!
April Food Puns
What’s an April fool’s favorite fruit?
A “fool”-berry!
Why did the apple stop in April?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing
it just let out a little wine!
Why did the tomato turn red in April?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s an April fool’s favorite vegetable?
A “joke”-cumber!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes in April?
Because they might crack up!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours in April?
Nacho cheese!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor in April?
Because it felt crummy!
We hope you enjoyed these hilarious April-themed dad jokes! Whether you’re looking to lighten the mood or share a laugh with friends these puns are sure to bring a smile. For more laughs check out our collection of dad jokes about apples or explore the humor of dad jokes about Australia. Keep laughing all year round!