Apple Puns
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice!
What do you call two apples next to each other?
A pear of apples!
Why did the apple get a job?
Because it wanted to make some cider money!
What did the apple say to the orange?
You’re a-peeling!
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down the hill!
What’s an apple’s favorite movie?
For the Love of Apples!
Why did the apple join the gym?
To get to the core of fitness!
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet?
A tooty fruity!
Apple Jokes for Kids
Why did the teacher give the apple a detention?
Because it was a little rotten!
What did one apple say to another during a race?
Let’s get this party started!
Why did the apple cross the road?
To get to the other side of the orchard!
What’s an apple’s favorite game?
Fruit Ninja!
Why was the apple so good at music?
Because it had perfect pitch!
What did the apple say to the worm?
You’re in my way!
How do you fix a broken apple?
With a fruit glue!
What’s an apple’s favorite instrument?
The core-net!
Apple Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Apple.
Apple who? Apple-y ever after!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Granny.
Granny who? Granny Smith is here to see you!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Cider.
Cider who? Cider you later!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Pie.
Pie who? Pie one on you
it’s apple season!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Core.
Core who? Core-rect me if I’m wrong
but I love apples!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Juice.
Juice who? Juice better believe it
apples are awesome!
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Orchard.
Orchard who? Orchard you like some apple pie?
Knock
knock!
Who’s there? Red.
Red who? Red you glad I didn’t say banana?
Apple Food Jokes
What did the apple say to the pie?
You’re so sweet
I could crumble!
Why did the apple get kicked out of the kitchen?
It couldn’t stop causing a stir!
What’s an apple’s favorite dessert?
Apple crumble
of course!
Why do apples make terrible comedians?
Because their jokes always fall flat!
What did the apple say to the banana at the party?
Let’s peel out of here!
Why do apples never get lost?
Because they always follow the core!
What did the apple say when it won the lottery?
I’m going to buy a new core!
What’s an apple’s favorite drink?
Apple juice
obviously!
Apple Miscellaneous Jokes
Why did the apple go to school?
To get a little smarter!
What do you call an apple that tells jokes?
A pun-derful fruit!
Why did the apple sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the byte!
What do you call a sad apple?
A blue-berry!
What did the apple do when it was sad?
It went to the core-ner!
Why did the apple break up with the banana?
Because it found someone a-peeling!
What’s an apple’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good beat!
Why did the apple blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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