Delivery Drolls
Why did the package break up with the mailbox?
It found someone who could really deliver!
What did the Amazon box say to the delivery driver?
“You really know how to deliver a punchline!”
Why are Amazon drivers great comedians?
They always know how to drop the punch!
What did the package say to the tape?
“We’re stuck together for life!”
Why did the parcel apply for a job?
It wanted to be a “deliverable” asset!
How do Amazon packages stay in shape?
They do lots of box jumps!
Why did the delivery driver bring a ladder?
Because they heard the job had its ups and downs!
What do you call an Amazon package that tells jokes?
A pun-derful delivery!
Shopping Shenanigans
Why did the shopper bring a pencil to Amazon?
To draw some great deals!
What do you call an indecisive Amazon shopper?
A “cart”ographer!
Why did the shopper always check their cart?
To avoid any “unexpected” charges!
What did the shopper say when they found a great deal?
“I’m ‘a-maze-d’ by this price!”
Why did the shopper get kicked out of the store?
They couldn’t stop “cart”wheeling!
What’s an Amazon shopper’s favorite exercise?
Running up the credit card bill!
Why did the shopper bring a suitcase to Amazon?
To pack their savings!
What did the shopper say after a long day of buying?
“I’m exhausted from all this ‘carting’ around!”
Prime Puns
Why did the Amazon Prime member bring a map?
To find the fastest delivery route!
What do you call an Amazon Prime member who loves to garden?
A “plant-astic” shopper!
Why do Prime members never get lost?
Because they always have a “tracking” number!
What did the Prime member say to their friend?
“You’re ‘prime’ for a visit!”
Why did the Prime member always carry a pencil?
To sketch out their next big deal!
What did the Prime member say at the comedy club?
“I’m here for the ‘prime’ time laughs!”
Why did the Amazon Prime member love math?
Because they were always calculating their savings!
What did the Prime member say to the delivery driver?
“You’re my ‘prime’ delivery hero!”
Tech Tidbits
Why did the Amazon Alexa break up with the computer?
It found someone more “compatible”!
What did the tech-savvy dad say about his Amazon Echo?
“It’s a real ‘speak-er’ of the house!”
Why did the robot shop on Amazon?
It wanted to find the best “bytes”!
What did the smart fridge say to the Amazon device?
“I’m chillin’
what about you?”
Why did the smartphone shop on Amazon?
To find the latest “apps”!
What did the tablet say to the laptop?
“You’re looking ‘byte’-sized today!”
Why did the tech enthusiast love Amazon?
Because it had all the “right connections”!
What do you call a tech-savvy dad shopping on Amazon?
A “giga-bit” shopper!
Customer Care Capers
Why did the customer call Amazon?
To get a “refund” on their bad day!
What did the customer say when their package was late?
“I’m ‘un-boxing’ my frustration!”
Why did the customer love talking to support?
They always got “wrapped” up in conversation!
What do you call a customer service rep who tells jokes?
A “pun-derful” assistant!
Why did the customer ask for a refund on their joke book?
Because it didn’t have enough “punch”!
What did the customer say after getting help?
“You really ‘delivered’ on that!”
Why did the customer ask for a second opinion?
They wanted to hear a “different delivery”!
What did the customer say to the rep?
“You’re ‘a-maze-ing’ at your job!”
Thanks for joining us on this pun-filled journey through the world of Amazon! If you’re in the mood for more laughs check out these hilarious dad jokes about aliens or enjoy some fruity fun with these dad jokes about apples. Keep smiling and sharing the laughter!