Alien Greetings
Why did the alien go to school?
To improve his “space” skills!
What do aliens use to communicate?
Intergalactic text messages!
Why did the alien break up with his girlfriend?
She needed “space”!
How do aliens keep their pants up?
With asteroid belts!
Why did the alien bring a ladder?
To reach the “high” notes!
What do you call an alien who loves to play hide and seek?
Out of this world!
Why don’t aliens ever get lost?
They always follow the “star” maps!
How do aliens celebrate birthdays?
With a “blast” off party!
Alien Food
What do aliens eat for breakfast?
Space toast with “galactic” jam!
Why did the alien refuse to eat fast food?
He couldn’t find any “space” in his diet!
What do you call a Martian chef?
A “planet” cook!
Why did the alien order a salad?
He wanted a “light” meal!
What’s an alien’s favorite dessert?
Moon pies
of course!
Why do aliens love sushi?
Because it’s out of this “world” fresh!
What do aliens drink at parties?
Cosmic cocktails!
Why did the alien start a food truck?
He wanted to serve “space” tacos!
Alien Transportation
What do aliens drive?
Flying saucers
obviously!
Why did the alien get pulled over?
He was “speeding” through the Milky Way!
What’s an alien’s favorite mode of transport?
A “space” bike!
Why do aliens prefer to walk?
They like to “space” out!
What do you call an alien taxi?
A “space-cab”!
Why did the alien take a bus?
He wanted to save on “fuel”!
What do aliens use to navigate?
Star GPS!
Why did the alien always carry a map?
He didn’t want to get “lost in space”!
Alien Jobs
What do you call an alien who works in IT?
A “space” technician!
Why did the alien become a musician?
He had “out of this world” talent!
What’s an alien’s favorite job?
Astrobiologist
of course!
Why did the alien start a business?
To make some “extra-terrestrial” income!
What do aliens do at work?
They “space” out on their tasks!
Why did the alien join the circus?
He wanted to be a “star” performer!
What’s an alien’s favorite office supply?
A “space” stapler!
Why did the alien become a teacher?
He wanted to share his “universal” knowledge!
Alien Humor
Why don’t aliens ever tell secrets?
Because they might “leak” to Earth!
What did the alien say to the comedian?
“You crack me up
Earthling!”
Why did the alien go to therapy?
He had “space” issues!
What’s an alien’s favorite type of music?
Heavy “metal” from outer space!
Why did the alien bring a pencil to the party?
To draw some “interstellar” laughs!
What do you call an alien with a sense of humor?
A “funny” extraterrestrial!
Why did the alien start a podcast?
He wanted to share his “out of this world” stories!
What’s an alien’s favorite game?
Space Invaders
of course!
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